Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCManny Delgado Quotes
Cam, our shared bathroom is not the place to work out whatever's going on here!
I understood " crazy old witch" "go kill yourself" then "I love you."
I love gambling, it's so easy!!
Claire: Oh thank God, here comes Phil and the butterball.
Manny: Hey, I have a name!!
Forbidden dance floor, only makes me want it more.
Stop marching, you're dancing not invading Poland.
Manny: I guess I'm too proud to ask for help.
Jay: Are you kidding? She still cuts your steak.
Jay: He wants more wow. What does that even mean?
Manny: It's the Bieberization of America.
Manny: I wanna be home-schooled.
Gloria: Really Manny? You want me to learn you English?
You'll never go broke playing into a rich guy's ego. Write THAT down.
Manny: Hello Ma'am, do you love Christmas?
Neighbor: Actually I'm Jewish.
Manny: Well then you must appreciate a good value.
Jay, I'm gonna need you to cut me a check.
