Modern Family

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I have a tennis racquet upstairs I only use as a bubble-bath frothier.

I only used it once, and that was to take a torte out of the oven.

Manny: Hey luke, do you realize in two years we'll both be graduating?
Luke: Not now. I think I'm moving the ball with my mind.
Manny: Well, I'll be graduating.

Luke: I say we eat what we kill.
Manny: Then I guess we'll be eating the mood.

Manny: If I'm sick, I might get the chaperone sick. And without the chaperone, it's anarchy! The buddy system falls apart; the principal of last-in, first-out is ignored.
Jay: It's butterflies.
Manny: Where?

Jay: Want some coffee?
Manny: Say yes. It's french press. I was doubtful too, but I honestly can't see myself going back to drip.

Manny: Hump day, am I right, Jay?
Jay: Your day ends at 2:30.

Manny: I made a reference to The Wiggles and it went right over her head.
Jay: I don't know what that means.
Manny: It's an expression. It means she didn't get it.

She makes me feel like a fifth grader again.

Manny: Jay, haven't you noticed the spring in my step?
Jay: Oh, kids say cruel things, that doesn't mean you'll turn out that way.
Manny: No, we have something in common. I'm seeing a younger woman.

Manny: Baby Bear's a girl? We have to do it over! I would have played it totally different.
Jay: You nailed it.

She's had the romantic, she's had the intellectual, how about all that in one fine little brown package.

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