Modern Family

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What about this two-hour Antiques Roadshow?
Manny I'll watch it today.

Jay

Some things you can't forget you've heard. Do you know what menstruation is? I do!

You're playing fast and loose with my soul.

Manny: Kelly's moving her stuff into my notebook.
Kelly: It just felt right.

Hey Mom, I think my diet's working! My underwear won't stay up!

Manny: Oh no, who will pee all over the bathroom floor?
Luke: I was brushing my teeth at the same time...you try to do that.

I noticed some lovely some lovely tweens down by the kids' club, maybe we can find a nice spot near them by the pool and send over a couple of virgin Mai Tais. They may be interested in two sophisticated men like us.

Score, this place has an iron in the closet!

I'm just a boy trying to bring style back to travel.

Jay: It's just the doorbell.
Manny: Maybe a demon is ringing it!

Was that the alarm? Has our perimeter been breached?

Manny: Any suggestions?
Jay: I usually go with earrings

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