Marc St. James Quotes (Page 3)
Season 4, Episode 11: "Blackout!"
Marc: Betty, you know that I am not one to get all mushy.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 10: "Back In Her Place"
Marc: Betty Suarez keeping the dream alive for hookers with hammer toe!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 12: "The Passion of the Betty"
Marc: (to Betty) The real Matt? Or the Matt who's a human sacrifice and you're an Aztec warrior cutting out his heart?
• Rating: Unrated
Marc: (to Amanda) If I knew he was a ga-virgin, I never would have taken his delicate flower!
• Rating: Unrated
Marc: (to Troy) I'm your first? Aren't you like 40?
• Rating: Unrated
Marc: I didn't think he'd be back so soon. His passport accidentally ended up in my bag. Completely innocent, fully deniable mistake. But now it's like he's some sort of stalker! I knew that was him at my gym and my bank and my backup gym...
• Rating: Unrated
Marc: She actually thinks Emporio Armani and Georgio Armani are brothers! Ha!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 9: "Be-Shure"
Marc: This is the chair Willy got me when I told her the one I had was comfortable. This mark here? I was injecting her with botox and missed and hit a vein in her forehead. She ripped the needle out of my hand, threatened to plunge it into my eye, and said if it weren't for my clogged pores, my tiny brain would have seeped out long ago.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 8: "The Bahamas Triangle"
Marc: One of the only c-words in the English language never used to describe you. The other one's "cuddly."
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 6: "Backseat Betty"
Marc: I do not appreciate blackmail calls in the middle of the work day!
• Rating: Unrated
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