Marc [to Wilhelmina about Connor]: Fun? Delightful? You didn't have a dinner last... You don't even eat dinner! Oh my god, you like him!• Show: Ugly Betty • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Marc: And how did Lady Buttons of Camelot do?
Jean: Last place. They stripped her of her title. She's just Buttons now
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Marc: You're from the Philippines, right?
Betty: Queens!
Marc: Don't give me that look, they both end in "eens".
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Betty: My second day here, you tricked me into eating glue by telling me it was white chocolate.
[Marc laughs]
Betty: No! I could have died!
Marc: Oh, I only let you eat two pieces. Come on!
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Marc: It's just that I've been telling her you're my girlfriend for three years now, and she's starting to pressure me to buy the cow.
Amanda: So you're saying we're over, and I'm fat?! I'm the best pretend girlfriend you'll ever have!
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Marc [upon hearing Christina's invitation to a club]: How did C get on the A list?
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Wilhelmina [about Bradford]: He patted my hand!
Marc: Well maybe that's foreplay
Wilhelmina: In a nursing home
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Marc [about Nick Pepper]: He hasn't even been here long enough for us to figure out why we hate him
Amanda: I know why, because he's a suck up and he won't sleep with me
Marc: Me neither
[Marc knocks on wood]
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Marc: Ooh, well fill my bucket with nothing but thighs
Wilhelmina: Relax colonel, we all know you prefer nuggets
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Betty: I learned something about family tonight. They're not always the ones that love you the most. Sometimes it's the family that you make for yourself
Marc: Getting a little too Lifetime Original for me, but I get it, she doesn't want to be a part of my life then it's her loss because I'm frigging fabulous
Betty: Yes you are
Marc: Just you so know, you'll always be my little chimichanga. This doesn't mean I like you
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Total Quotes: 172
