Marc: I thought breast cancer was pink...Wilhelmina: It is, but Alzheimer's goes better with the outfit
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Wilhelmina: How was Queens?
Marc: Like the lost city of Hoochieville
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Marc [about Betty, Catherine, and other two]: It's the bizarro version of Sex and the City
Amanda: Stop it, I'm gagging
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Marc [about Betty]: can you believe that new assistant? This is Mode, not dog fancy
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Marc [to Betty]: You'd think someone with your skin tone would be a little more sensitive to prejudice.
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Marc: Wilhelmina is in the hospital. It's alright, she's only there because last night because her surrogate, Christina, fell down the stairs and is unconscious
Betty: What!?
Marc: Don't worry, Wilhelmina and her baby are fine
Betty: What about Christina?
Marc: I'm sure she's... you know I didn't ask.
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Mandy [singing]: Hush, little homo don't you cry. Mandy's gonna steal you a prada tie.
Marc: Nice, but don't touch the hair, it's just how i like it.
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Betty: Marc...Look... I'm hoping...
Marc: I would rather eat butter.
Betty: I haven't even asked you to do anything.
Marc: You bossing me around is a crime against nature.
Betty: Marc, you're being ridiculous...
Marc: Sorceress!
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Marc: This is my favorite part of the job. Injecting deadly poison into my boss's head.
Mandy: It helps that you have really feminine fingers.
Marc: It's a blessing.
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Betty: Wilhelmina totally smiled at me.
Marc: She wasn't smiling, she was showing her teeth.
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Total Quotes: 172
