Season 4, Episode 1: "The Butterfly Effect"
Marc: That's a muffin! You can't call a tape dispenser with a muffin!• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Marc: Betty's waddling around here somewhere. Last I saw she was tossing carbs around the office with wild abandon!
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Marc: Morning! I come bearing dry cleaning—extra plastic for the landfills. Just like you like it.
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Season 3, Episode 24: "The Fall Issue"
Marc: Hey you, Betty's son, come with me to the swag room. I want to get two bagsJustin: Okay
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Marc: Amanda, are you trying to sabotage young Ryan?
Amanda: Yes I hate him. Mark, you can't just replace yourself with another gay guy
Ryan: I'm not gay.
Amanda: Yeah, right you're in a long distance relationship with a lovely heavy woman
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Season 3, Episode 23: "Curveball"
Marc [to Betty as she touches him to comfort]: Don't! My flesh rots where you touch it!• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Marc [about Claire and Victoria]: Normally I don't like, or notice old people, but that was interesting
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Wilhelmina: Why does god hate me? I'm a good person
Marc: You are, and more importantly, you're pretty
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Season 3, Episode 22: "In The Stars"
Marc [attempting to seduce his female teacher over the phone]: Hey Jodie. This is Marc St James. I was wondering if you wanted to grab a beer and watch straight porn?• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Season 3, Episode 21: "The Born Identity"
Wilhelmina [about Cal Hartley]: I hear he has a soft spot for kids. Apparently all his charities benefit "the children." So once he gets a glance at my little angel, he'll be putty in our hands. It's human nature if you put one in your arms and you turn into a grinning idiot. Like that [points to Daniel]Marc: In Daniel's defense, he always looks like that
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Total Quotes: 172
