Marc [walking into Betty's place]: I want to change everything. I'm talking Extreme Makeover: Homo Edition• Show: Ugly Betty • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Marc: What's black and white and brown all under?
Wilhelmina: Betty!
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Wilhelmina: He gave up a romantic evening with me to trade punches with Danny Meade and hang out in a parked car
Marc: If it's any comfort, you and Conner do share a love of fine dining, capitalism, and covert late night surveillance
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Amanda: Is it possible he was just licking guacamole off your chin?
Marc: Ohh
Amanda: You are known to have food situations
Betty: Nope, I wasn't even eating
Marc: Not eating? This story is getting more and more preposterous
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Marc: Why must god test the pretty people so much more than the regular lumpy people?
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Wilhelmina: Marc, don't just stand there like a gay flagpole, we want to celebrate. Go get something bubbly and expensive.
Marc: It's what I live for
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Marc: This is a defining moment; I'm the first assistant who has ever been invited to a Wilhelmina Slater party
Betty: Well I'm here too
Marc: Not when I tell the story
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Marc [to Betty]: You're a mean, not so lean contact getting machine. You're the terminator, you're the Bettinator. Go get em.
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Marc: You do not want to know what I had to do to get this... okay I'll tell you
Wilhelmina: No, no
Marc: But i had a really good quip!
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Marc [to Wilhelmina about Connor]: The thunder from down under keeps asking when you'll be back
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Total Quotes: 172
