Wilhelmina: One of the reasons I hired you as my surrogate is for the fierce arrogance of the Scottish people. Your entire country would be insulted if I held your hand at the doctor's office. You're our BraveheartMarc: Our brave uterus
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Wilhelmina: Why do i even care what he thinks? He's just... a man.. with the most ruthlessly sharp business sense I've ever seen... impeccable fashion sense
Marc: Tantalizingly large hands...
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Marc: What do we do now?
Wilhelmina [about Connor and Molly]: Nothing, there is no plan! I'm not gonna beg, if he wants to marry that do gooding gremlin, it's his choice
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Betty: Hey Marc
Marc: Marc isn't in right now, but if you leave your name and number he'll never speak to you again you odious sea cow, Betty
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Betty: Marc, you're a gay man in the fashion industry you have plenty of advantages
Marc: That gets me nothing
Random Gay: Madonna, tickets, backstage passes
Marc: Thanks bitch!
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Marc: You help them meet their quota
Betty: What are you talking about?
Marc: They picked you, Betty Suarez of Queens, because you're Latina... you're the token ethnic girl
Betty: What? They picked me... That doesn't even... Wow, Marc, you have said some really ugly things to me in the past but the is by far and away the ugliest
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Wilhelmina: It's always good to have a plan B
Marc: Or a plan 34C, ha ha
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Wilhelmina [referring to Connor]: He's ambitious, he's shrewd, he's competitive, he's hot, he's me
Marc: He's the Male-amina
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Wilhelmina: We'll have to do brunch
Molly: Really?
[back in Wilhelmina's office...]
Wilhelmina: I'd rather gouge my eyes out
Marc: I'll shoot you in the heart before I let you brunch with her
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Betty: I can't believe you're getting married, if i was getting married I'd never stop talking about my wedding
Marc: And we'd all kill ourselves in six different ways
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Total Quotes: 172
