Season 3, Episode 4: "Betty Suarez Land"
Marc: Prison reality is not living up to my fantasy at all. Where is all the scary, beefy trade?• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Wilhelmina: How's my baby?
Marc: I'm fine Willy. Oh Willy... you know how i get when you call me that. Oh, that baby. Gestating nicely I'm told though Christina is getting a little too comfortable at the spa. She requested a few extra days for her and her terminal Scotsman.
Wilhelmina: Make sure she's aware her contract with me specifically prohibits extra curricular womb activities.
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Marc: I'm completely lost, just tell me how to feel. Why don't you Wilhelmina: Get your lips off my ass and the DA on phone.
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Season 3, Episode 3: "Crimes of Fashion"
Marc [to Betty]: You'd think someone with your skin tone would be a little more sensitive to prejudice.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Marc: Wilhelmina is in the hospital. It's alright, she's only there because last night because her surrogate, Christina, fell down the stairs and is unconscious
Betty: What!?
Marc: Don't worry, Wilhelmina and her baby are fine
Betty: What about Christina?
Marc: I'm sure she's... you know I didn't ask.
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Season 3, Episode 2: "Filing for the Enemy"
Mandy [singing]: Hush, little homo don't you cry. Mandy's gonna steal you a prada tie.Marc: Nice, but don't touch the hair, it's just how i like it.
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Betty: Marc...Look... I'm hoping...
Marc: I would rather eat butter.
Betty: I haven't even asked you to do anything.
Marc: You bossing me around is a crime against nature.
Betty: Marc, you're being ridiculous...
Marc: Sorceress!
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Marc: This is my favorite part of the job. Injecting deadly poison into my boss's head.
Mandy: It helps that you have really feminine fingers.
Marc: It's a blessing.
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Betty: Wilhelmina totally smiled at me.
Marc: She wasn't smiling, she was showing her teeth.
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Marc: Complimentary mimosas!
Betty: Really?
Marc: No, but if you get the filing right, I won't beat you with a bag of oranges.
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