Marc: Of course, Tavares. Clearly you replaced me with that African queen, I'm yestergay's news• Show: Ugly Betty • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Wilhelmina: You really can't see those lines, can you?
Marc: Nope. You're as dead on the outside as you are on the inside.
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Amanda: Sure, today I'm the eye candy, but tomorrow I'll be old candy. Old, hard, wrinkly candy covered in lint.
Marc: Are you having a stroke?
Amanda: Maybe, I'm old enough!
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Wilhelmina: You think the hat is too much for prison?
Marc: It looked okay when you wore it to visit martha
Wilhelmina: I was trying to detract from that god awful sweater she knitted me
Marc [about Claire]: Why are you going to visit that gangly old booze hound anyway?
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Marc: that was hi...wait for it... larious
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Amanda: promise you won't say anything to anyone?
Marc: I swear on the abs of Marc Wahlberg
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Marc: I'm not going stag, hag
Amanda: You'll have to buy your own beer, queer
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Amanda: Who answers the phones? Who fans the magazines? Who signs for the packages?
Marc: Tim, Sheila, Betty
Amanda: Well who looks hot for everyone when they come in? These buttons don't just pop open by themselves
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Marc: So little Bradford keeping you up at night?
Wilhelmina: I try to nod off, but when the finish line approaches he starts hounding like a wounding beagle
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Cliff: Why is the idea of moving in with me so hard?
Marc: It's just big. It's like deciding to get a kid. How do you know it's the right time or what kind to get? I mean do you go Russian, Chinese, or stay local and go South American? Or what if you go wrong and it clashes with your furniture?
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