The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXMarge Simpson Quotes
Bart, don't make fun of grad students. They've just made a terrible life choice.
You want to be sad, honey, be sad. We'll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we'll still be there.
Geez kids, guess you've had your last birthday. You're going to stay your current ages for the rest of your lives.
Marge: What are we going to do?
Homer: It's not so bad sweety, I took a box of Altoids from her waiting room. The most anyone has ever gotten out of therapy.
Marge: I'm not giving up on Bart, just like I didn't give up on our marriage when you quit your job to start the North American Sumo League.
Homer: The NASL would have made money if someone had washed a few sumo loin cloths for me.
Marge: I said I would do yours, but not the whole dojo.
Lisa: I'm not sure how many more times we can watch dad chased down by an angry crowd before it affects us psychologically.
Dr. Schulman: As a family therapist, I can assure you that you have all the coping skills you need.
Marge: Why is Lisa talking to an empty seat?
Lisa: See you next Tuesday Dr. Schulman! Oh right, you're in Maui.
I will do something no one has ever done, be fun sober!
Homer
Mr. Duff: Why don't you kids run off and play in the bottle cap pit.
Marge: Don't cut yourselves!
These reality shows really leave you no privacy.
I can't believe it, but the church is going to have to ask people for money.
Homer: Marge I believe you're forgetting America's greatest wartime wheelchair-bound leader, Professor X of the X-Men.
Marge: It's not that Professor X wouldn't get up, it's that he couldn't!
Well I guess we've learned that of all the countless planets in the universe, we have evolved into the most inedible species. Like three bean salad at a barbecue, we will remain untouched.
Lisa
