Marge Simpson Quotes (Page 9)
Season 21, Episode 3: "The Great Wife Hope"
Marge: Ultimate makes everything worse
Otto: Not frisbee!
Marge: Otto, don't you have a sack to hackey?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 2: "Bart Gets a Z"
Marge: I'm worried about Mrs Krabappel
Bart: No worries, I heard in the old four square court she was doing great
Lisa: No one even plays four square anymore, they just gossip
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 20, Episode 21: "Coming to Homerica"
Homer: Do you see now why we need that wall, Marge?
Marge: BUILD IT, HOMER! BUILD IT TALL AS THE SKY AND DEEPER THAN HELL!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: What's wrong, old friend? Can't sleep? (his stomach is rumbling) Aww. Would some warm beer settle you down? (his stomach continues rumbling) Uh-oh. (gets up and runs off) Those barley burgers were tainted! Why did I eat twelve of them?! Why?! (runs to a bathroom door, only to find Marge using it)
Marge: Taken!
[Homer shuts the bathroom door, and runs upstairs to another bathroom door, only to find Bart using it.]
Bart: Occupied!
[Homer runs to another bathroom door, only to find Lisa using it.]
Lisa: Hurling!
[Homer runs, looks both ways, runs into Lisa's bedroom, and vomits into her saxophone; his mouth gets stuck trying to get it out.]
Homer: Uh-oh!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 20, Episode 19: "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh"
Marge: Please, just stay there until Bart graduates from high school.
Homer: Ohhh, that's another 20 or 30 years!
• Rating: Unrated
Marge: Wow, your first day at the new school! Lisa, have fun. Bart, don't!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 20, Episode 18: "Father Knows Worst"
[Throwing an old water heater in the attic.]
Marge: Five more water heaters and we get a free water heater.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 20, Episode 17: "The Good, the Sad and the Drugly"
Marge: Oh, Bart. I don't care that this is just an act. You've finally become the boy every mother dreams of--A girl!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 20, Episode 16: "Eeny Teeny Maya Moe"
Moe: (answers phone) Moe's rat-free tavern. Oh, uh, hey, Marge. Yeah, yeah Homer's here.
(Homer gestures "no")
Moe: Oh, oh you want Homer! Oh, I'm sorry I thought you meant "Himmler." Heinrich Himmler. You know, the guy who invented the "Heimlich Manure?"
Marge: Those are two different people!
Moe: Yeah, well, they're both here and neither one is your husband. This press conference is over. (hangs up)
• Rating: Unrated
Season 20, Episode 15: "Wedding for Disaster"
Homer: Marge, maybe you need to take a break from Wedding Planning. I think your becoming a... Bridezilla!
Marge: Bridezilla? (gasps) A combination of Bride and Godzilla!?
• Rating: Unrated
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