Mark Sloan Quotes (Page 21)
Season 4, Episode 12: "Where The Wild Things Are"
Mark: I can get laid. I can get laid whenever I want. I DO get laid whenever I want. That's the point. Women are everywhere... I only have one person I can talk to.
Derek: That's sweet.
Mark: Shut up!
Derek: No, it's really warm and fuzzy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mark: Hey, if you were sleeping with Rose, I could understand why you're spending time with her, but you're not. And it's... it's just I thought that uh... you know. I thought it was just gonna be you and me!
Derek: Having sex?
Mark: After! After Addison, after Meredith. I have been patient. I have waited when you partnered up with these chicks, but now they're over. And it's supposed to be just us! You and me; two guys on the prowl, on the hunt.
Derek: You're having trouble getting laid. And you need my help.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mark: I don't like her. I'm sorry, but as your friend it's my job to say I don't like Rose.
Derek: Why?
Mark: You're not even sleeping with her.
Derek: You don't like her 'cause she's not sleeping with me? That's a little weird.
Mark: It's not weird.
Derek: It's a little weird.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 10: "Crash Into Me, Part II"
Dr. Hahn: This is gonna sound bizzare. I realize at this point that this is gonna sound bizzare, but any chance you people wanna get a drink with me?
Sloan: Why would we wanna do that?
Callie: She's saying she needs a friend.
Sloan: Okay, fine. Let's drink.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Erica: Promise not to hit on me?
Mark: I can't promise that.
Callie: He can't promise that.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 9: "Crash Into Me, Part I"
Nick: Okay, then. Uh, if I do die, it would have been lovely meeting you all.
Mark: [to the interns] See, the patient is confident. You should be confident.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Erica: Can you make time?
Mark: Can you make time for a drink with me after?
Erica: Did I mention time is a factor here? I'm looking for a Yes or No answer.
Mark: As am I.
Erica: This may be enjoyable to you, Dr. Sloan, but I have a patient in serious condition. I came to you, because legend has it, that you're the best in plastics. But if bad jokes and sleazy come ons are all you're good for all afternoon, I'll page whoever's second best.
Mark: Dr. Hahn... I apologize. And I'll clear my schedule.
Erica: Thank you. OR 1.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Nick: They all look scared.
Mark: They're medical professionals. A healthy level of fear is encouraged.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 8: "Forever Young"
Molly: You better be able to fix my face. I have pom statewides in a month.
Alex: You're a cheerleader?
Molly: I'm a pom.
Mark: Cheerleaders just jump around. Poms are dancers.
Alex and Callie: [silence]
Mark: I was on the football team!
Callie: Yeah, I'm not sure you're gonna be doing any dancing in the next month.
Molly: You better be lying.
Callie: Not lying. You have very serious knee and leg fractures, not to mention a cracked coccyx.
Molly: What the hell is that?
Alex: That's the bone at the bottom of your spine.
Molly: Uh?
Callie: The bottom of your bottom.
Molly: My ass? I broke my ass?
Alex: That's one way to look at it.
Mark: Don't look at it!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Mark: What can I do for you ladies?
Brunette Girl: Tell him!
Blonde Girl: No! It's, it's embarrassing.
Mark: You can tell me.
Brunette Girl: You look exactly like her dad!
Erica: [smirks]
Richard: Swing and a miss.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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