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MARK: "One of us is going to be Chief."
PRESTON: [motions to himself, Derek, Addison] "No, no. One of *us* is going to be Chief. But you... no."

MARK: "Isn't it the same with all men?"
CALLIE: "No. Some men just like kids. To uh, to some men, family is everything."
MARK: "And you know these men?"
CALLIE: "I do. I know one."
MARK: "I would've made a terrible father."

MARK: "You think I'd be a terrible father?"
CALLIE: "I don't.. I don't.. Okay, do you like kids?"
MARK: "I don't know. It depends on how loud they are."
CALLIE: "Okay, do you like your family? I mean, are you a family kind of guy?"
MARK: "I don't really have a family. Derek... Derek was my family."
CALLIE: "Okay, well, what about birthdays and anniversaries. Do you remember those sorts of things?"
MARK: "No. I don't know. Sometimes."

MARK: "She told you."
CALLIE: "Yeah."

MARK: "I don't want to adjust."
ADDISON: "Then go home."
MARK: "If you'd had the baby, we'd be together in New York right now; it wouldn't be raining and even if it was, we wouldn't care because we'd be together. We'd be together. And I'd have a family instead of walking pneumonia and an ex-best friend who hates me."
ADDISON: "You didn't want to raise a child, Mark. You just wanted to trump Derek, and to win."
MARK: "Don't make this my fault. You didn't want a baby."
ADDISON: "No, I did want a baby, Mark! I just didn't want a baby with you."

ADDISON: "Mark, I'm sorry you're hurting."
MARK: "You're sorry I'm hurting or you're sorry?"

MARK: "What the hell is this, Karev? Vanilla? Are you trying to poison me, or are you just trying to make my day a little bit worse?"
ADDISON: "Mark!"
ALEX: "Coffee cart must have screwed up."
MARK: "No, if you can't handle coffee, you can't handle plastics. Maybe you ought to head back to the gynie squad where life is all squishy and pink."
ADDISON: "Squishy and pink though it may be, I have an amazing surgery today Karev, if you want in."

MARK: "Do you like wasting my time? Is it fun for you?"
ALEX: "No, sir."
MARK: "Then get it right."
ADDISON: "Do you like abusing interns? Is it fun for you?"
MARK: "Yes, it is. And in case you've forgotten, you don't get to high-horse me this week, Addison. Not this week." [leaves]
ALEX: "He's an ass."
ADDISON: "Not this week."

DEREK: "It'd be nice if every love triangle could be fixed with a scalpel."
MARK: "If they could, you would have stabbed me with a ten blade a long time ago."
[both laugh]

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