Mark Sloan
Quotes

Callie: I know, you're over it and you don't want to talk about it anymore, but...
Mark: Oh for the love of God!
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Callie: What if me and Erica, what if ... what if we're a mistake... Where are you going?
Mark: I can't talk about this.
Callie: Come on, you love talking about this stuff. Girl-on-girl! It's hot!
Mark: Two girls getting nasty and loving it? That's hot. One girl talking about how much it sucked? That's depressing. Wrong! Just wrong.
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Callie: Will you shut up and focus? I need you right now.
Mark: Well I'm a little exhausted, but if you wanna hop on and do all the work ...
Callie: I need to TALK!
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Mark: Do you think they airbrushed this picture? The man does not have one damn pore!
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Mark: Which one of your roommates will be assisting?
Derek: Hmm. Karev.
Mark: Great.
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Callie: Stop. You have to stop.
Mark: I can't.
Callie: Seriously. She hates it.
Mark: That's why I can't.
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Mark: [to Callie] You want a spanking?
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Erica: [to Callie] Look. We don't even know what we are yet. So, how does Mark Sloan know? Why are you talking to him instead of me?
Mark: Ladies... Am I interrupting something?
Erica: Your timing is perfect.
Mark: Really? You about to feel her up?
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Mark: [to George] You think that if you get to take your intern test again that makes you big man on campus? It doesn't change the fact you failed the first time.
Lexie: Dr. Sloan?
Mark: I'm sorry, Grey, was there something you wanted to say to anyone here?
Lexie: No there wasn't.
Mark: Coward!
Lexie: SHUT UP!
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Lexie: What if he doesn't like me back?
Mark: He's an idiot.
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