Marnie: Where's Jessa? Did she not even show?
Hannah: No, she just insists on sitting in the back of the bus for political reasons.

Could you stop saying "checking in" it's fucking weird.

Ray: Maybe for the time being it would be best to keep this on the DL.
Marnie: Go fuck yourself, like I'd advertise this.

I wanted you to tell me what's wrong with me.

Ray: What did you think I did?
Marnie: I don't know, read, eat soup, write letters of complaint to local businesses?

Fancy people want to work with me, so I’m gonna give them that pleasure and I’m gonna go work with them. So fuck you both, have a nice day, enjoy the rest of the video.

Hello my name is Marnie Michaels. I am prominently featured in many of Hannah's essays.

Marnie: I want you. I know I'm a mess, but I want you. I want to see you every morning. I want to make you a snack every night. And I eventually want to have your little brown babies and eventually I want to watch you die.
Charlie: That's all I wanted to hear.
Marnie: Is it?
Charlie: I love you. Maybe I'm an idiot for it. But I always have. Everything good that I try and do I do because of you and I try and get away but I just keep coming back. And that's because I love you.

So you really don't want to date me? Last chance.

Sometimes being really good all the time feels really bad. But I'm on a journey. It's my journey and I'm okay.

You know who ends up living their dreams? Sad messes like Charlie.

She keeps saying she has news, but I bet she just wrote a blog post or found a new hot dog or something.

Girls Quotes

Marnie: I want you. I know I'm a mess, but I want you. I want to see you every morning. I want to make you a snack every night. And I eventually want to have your little brown babies and eventually I want to watch you die.
Charlie: That's all I wanted to hear.
Marnie: Is it?
Charlie: I love you. Maybe I'm an idiot for it. But I always have. Everything good that I try and do I do because of you and I try and get away but I just keep coming back. And that's because I love you.

To Hannah, taking her next step through a series of random steps.

Adam