Popular Marshall Eriksen Quotes
Barney: Barney Stinson is back on the market. Mothers, lock up your daughters. Daughters, lock up your MILSWANCA's.
Ted: Oh wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd Like to Sleep With and Never Call Again
Barney: Correct, circle gets a square
So, funny thing about Willem Dafoe. His name sounds like it's being spoken by a frog, then a parrot. Willem. DA-FOE! Willem. DA-FOE!
Victoria: I will tell you my most humiliating story.
Marshall: Yeah, Victoria! Way to step up.
Victoria: OK, it involves a game of Truth or Dare, a squeeze bottle of marshmallow ice cream topping, and the hot tub at my grandparent's retirement community.
Future Ted: ... Kids, I tell you a lot of inappropriate stories, but there's no way I'm telling you this one. Don't worry, it wasn't that great...
Marshall: That is the greatest story ever!
I used think family was a right, but it's a privilege, it needs to be earned.
My sperm is fine!
Marshall: Where are we going?
Garrison Cootes: War son, we're going to war.
OK after Thanksgiving I'm cutting out carbs.
Robin: I'm so sorry, you must think I'm totally disgusting.
Marshall: I totally do.
Lily: Okay but hurry, or I'm gonna start doing number eleven on my own.
Marshall: You can do that by yourself?
Lily: Pilates bitch!
It's fascinating how profoundly little I know about vaginas.
I don't know, homegirl is pretty diabolical.
No Barney, I'm never going to talk to my dad again.