Marshall Eriksen Quotes (Page 13)
Season 5, Episode 9: "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
Mickey: I'm fighting a losing battle with hemroids here.
Marshall: Oh that's of the diseases [from the board game]?
Mickey: No.
• Rating: Unrated
Robin: You only have one slap left are you sure you want to use it today?
Marshall: I figured life is short, slape diem.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 8: "The Playbook"
Robin: Look at me, I've sworn off relationships.
Marshall: She is so about to get married.
Ted: I gotta work on my toast.
Marshall: I gotta make sure my tux fits!
Robin: I will bang your heads together like coconuts.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire: So ... why is he wearing the scuba gear?
Marshall: We don't know, Claire. And it's killing us! It's killing us!
• Rating: Unrated
Marshall: You know how many times I've gone looking for frozen waffles in the freezer but there are none?
Robin: Thousands?
Marshall: Millions.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Marshall: Another book! We got ... Stephen King over here!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: She was cute.
Lily: She still is! And now you're ready.
Marshall: Yeah, man, now you can fit like three times that many chicken fingers in your mouth!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Barney: Barney Stinson is back on the market. Mothers, lock up your daughters. Daughters, lock up your MILSWANCA's.
Marshall: MILSWANCA's?
Ted: Oh wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd Like to Sleep With and Never Call Again
Barney: Correct, circle gets a square
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 7: "The Rough Patch"
Lily: That's it. I'm coming out of retirement for one. Last. Breakup.
Ted and Marshall: YES!
• Rating: Unrated
Marshall: What'd you get?
Lily: I got squat.
Marshall: What? I thought I saw you take one.
Lily: I did. It's called Squat.
• Rating: Unrated
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