Marshall Eriksen Quotes
Hang in there Scoots I'm not gonna live forever.
You "right now-ed" Scooter?
Ted: Permission to say 'Lawyered?'
Marshall: Granted.
You smeared the Pu name.
Ted, jeez, when are you gonna get your life together?
First of all, come on buddy, you can't handle the fudge.
Robin: Dude you are so the reacher, you are getting her a horse.
Marshall: What?
Robin: Take the hint, take the hint.
Barney: And there's about to be one more story - I'm gonna bang Jenkins.
Ted: Wait you want to have sex with Jenkins?
Barney: With Jenkins, on Jenkins, near Jenkins - you name it. I wanna wear Jenkins like a sock.
It happened! Do you have any...split pea left?
Ted, I've been skee ball champ here since Law School.
Hey I'm not gay, but I'm gay for you.
Ted: What's Lily gonna say when she finds out.
Marshall: Lily's not going to find out. I have a system.
[five seconds later]
Lily: You smoked.
Marshall: Dammit!
