Marshall Eriksen Quotes (Page 3)
Season 7, Episode 22: "Good Crazy"
Marshall: He is the manager of the Paramus Waldorf. You come to Paramus, we will hook you up!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: All hail Beercules!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: Excuse me miss, when you get the chance can you bring me 100 shots of tequila please?
Barney: I'll have the same
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 21: "Now We're Even"
Barney: The truth is I've spent the last five years trying to inception your wife.
Marshall: That movie only came out two years ago.
Barney: What movie?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 20: "Trilogy Time"
Lily: I'm pregnant with baby number five.
Ted: But baby number four isn't out yet!
Marshall: I'm just that good!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: Every three years we sit down and Tril it up, agreed?
Marshall: A-greedo.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 19: "The Broath"
Marshall: Baby you're like twenty slutty chicks rolled into one.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 17: "No Pressure"
Lily: For Ted's sake I hate to say this but, pay up.
Marshall: Not yet.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Marshall: I gotta say that making money off this bet just makes me feel...
Lily: More alive than you've felt in years?
Marshall: Yes!
Lily: New hobby!
Marshall: We need a checks box, some glitter and some glue!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Marshall: Not like this Lily, not like this.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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