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I think that sandwich was laced with other stuff...like hard meats.

Lily: Marshall, your insurance doesn't kick in till tomorrow.
Marshall: Yeah well you know what? Life kicks in right now!

Hey, it's been no picnic for me either. You don't even do the voices.

You may knot, with a K. A little tie pun.

Nobody wakes up and says "today I'm going to star in a YouTube video!"

Lily you just gave those children a stapler, a pair of sharp scissors and a pretty decent Pinot Noir.

I'm the real lucky guy because I married my dad.

Barney: Come on, Barney Stinson always turns it around.
Marshall: How?
Barney: Simple, I turned...it...around.

We're gonna need a bigger booth.

Lily Pad? We're having a boy!

Lily: Yellow like the son.
Marshall: Or daughter, ooh pun snuggle.

Marshall: Where are we going?
Garrison Cootes: War son, we're going to war.

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HIMYM Quotes

Robin: Let's make a pact, if we both turn 40 and we're both single..
Ted: Robin Scherbatsky, will you be my backup wife?
Robin: A girl always dreams of hearing those words. Yes, yes, a million times, yes!

You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.

Barney
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