Marshall Eriksen Quotes (Page 5)
Season 6, Episode 15: "Oh Honey"
Lily: We hate Ted now. Get on board or the sexting stops!
Marshall: Ted's a son of a bitch!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 14: "Last Words"
Marshall: I really, really, love you guys. Now I'm gonna go drop a deuce.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: Crocodile Dundee Three is the second best of the Croc trilogies, so maybe I can live with that.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 13: "Bad News"
Marshall: My sperm is fine!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: Tell him that I might not be able to give him a grandchild? I don't even know how to have that conversation.
Barney: I'll show you. Dad, uh there's something I need to tell you. It's going to come as a bit of a shock. You are speaking to the 2011 Tri County Laser Tag Co Champion.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: I'm freaking out, is there a chance I won't be able to have kids? I've been hit in the nuts a lot.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Lily: We're doing it a lot.
Marshall: And everywhere. The kitchen, the bathroom, the living room, outside in your waiting - the kitchen.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 12: "False Positive"
Marshall: Nursery is painted!
Lily: Blue? What if it's a girl?
Marshall: Damnit!
• Rating: 2.8 / 5.0
Marshall: Hey can I ask you a question that has plagued me for years? Can girls aim?
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Marshall: Are you sure you did it right?
Lily: Is there a wrong way to pee on a stick?
• Rating: 3.6 / 5.0
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