Marshall Eriksen Quotes
I think that sandwich was laced with other stuff...like hard meats.
Lily: Marshall, your insurance doesn't kick in till tomorrow.
Marshall: Yeah well you know what? Life kicks in right now!
Hey, it's been no picnic for me either. You don't even do the voices.
You may knot, with a K. A little tie pun.
Nobody wakes up and says "today I'm going to star in a YouTube video!"
Lily you just gave those children a stapler, a pair of sharp scissors and a pretty decent Pinot Noir.
I'm the real lucky guy because I married my dad.
Barney: Come on, Barney Stinson always turns it around.
Marshall: How?
Barney: Simple, I turned...it...around.
We're gonna need a bigger booth.
Lily Pad? We're having a boy!
Lily: Yellow like the son.
Marshall: Or daughter, ooh pun snuggle.
Marshall: Where are we going?
Garrison Cootes: War son, we're going to war.
