Marshall Eriksen Quotes (Page 9)
Season 6, Episode 12: "False Positive"
Marshall: Are you sure you did it right?
Lily: Is there a wrong way to pee on a stick?
• Rating: 3.6 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 11: "The Mermaid Theory"
Robin: I'm so sorry, you must think I'm totally disgusting.
Marshall: I totally do.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Marshall: Did you catch the game last night?
Robin: Yeah, nail biter.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: Hey Captain, quick question. What do you think about the Jonas Brothers?
Marshall [covering the right half of the Captain's face]: He hates that he loves them.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 9: "Glitter"
Ted: A-ha! When a second uterus plumped becomes...
Marshall: Dude.. feel the room.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Marshall: Oh you're wearing a flower.
Barney: Thank You!
Marshall: I didn't compliment, just observed.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 7: "Canning Randy"
Marshall: Looks like Pocahontas has a couple of wounded knees.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 6: "Baby Talk"
Marshall: I love you and I'm going to love the crap out of whatever kind of baby we have.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: Hey, Barney, that prime rib was surprisingly good, but it's ten thirty in the morning I don't really need to see a lady get naked and dance.
Barney: Oh Esther gets naked, but she doesn't dance... That WAS my card!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 5: "Architect of Destruction"
Marshall: I can't do this. I can't stop thinking about you and Robin.
Lily: Oh I've had that a few times. just lean into it and let it fuel things.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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