Marty Funkhouser Quotes
I thought about it all last night. If Rabin can break bread with Arafat, I can have chicken at this Anti-Semitic shit hole.
She's an adult when she turns 13 or learns to make her first latkes.
Funkhouser: We ought to do this more often.
Larry: Come to disgusting strip clubs?
Have you set a day aside when you're gonna finally look at her face?
Larry: He's a Swede.
Funkhouser: He is? I was at his house for hanukkah.
Larry: Why don't you get a divorce?
Funkhouser: I'm too lazy.
Marty: I gotta pick up someone at the airport, and I know it's on the way. Can you give me a lift, please?
Larry: Why don't you ask your father to help jump start the car? (to empty passenger seat) Hey Leo, why don't you give him a push?!
Marty: Why do you pee sitting down?
Larry: Many reasons.
Marty: Do you crap standing up?