Marty Funkhouser Quotes
Season 8, Episode 3: "Palestinian Chicken"
Funkhouser: I thought about it all last night. If Rabin can break bread with Arafat, I can have chicken at this Anti-Semitic s**t hole.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Funkhouser: She's an adult when she turns 13 or learns to make her first latkes.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 2: "The Safe House"
Funkhouser: We ought to do this more often.
Larry: Come to disgusting strip clubs?
• Rating: Unrated
Funkhouser: Have you set a day aside when you're gonna finally look at her face?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 1: "The Divorce"
Larry: He's a Swede.
Funkhouser: He is? I was at his house for hanukkah.
• Rating: Unrated
Larry: Why don't you get a divorce?
Funkhouser: I'm too lazy.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 6: "The Car Pool Lane"
Marty: I gotta pick up someone at the airport, and I know it's on the way. Can you give me a lift, please?
Larry: Why don't you ask your father to help jump start the car? (to empty passenger seat) Hey Leo, why don't you give him a push?!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 4: "The Weatherman"
Marty: Why do you pee sitting down?
Larry: Many reasons.
Marty: Do you crap standing up?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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