Trust Me

Mason McGuire Quotes

Mason: Why are you so certain?
Conner: Because the client told me so.
Mason: Diane? When?
Conner: Last night. And this morning... in the shower
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Mason: What should I do about it?
Conner: About what? About this flirting I don't think is happening?
Mason: But which clearly is...
Conner: You know what, then, flirt back. Knock yourself out. It's good for the blood stream, strengthens the heart. Can't hurt. Might help. Just keep it PG. And she's not flirting with you
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Sarah: ollingra ockra unchla
Conner: You've got a Rolling Rock lunch?
Mason: That's some code you got. He knows. He's coming with
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Mason: Are you sure? Do other people think he likes you or is it just you that thinks that?
Sarah: Mason, I know who likes me and who doesn't like me. That Diane lady on Hydrenaline, doesn't like me. Rick, he likes me.
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Mason: Would you ever consider moving?
Conner: Minneapolis? I don't know. It sounds so cold. And so close to Canada
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Conner: Look on the bright side.
Mason: What side? Where is it bright?
Conner: I may make more money than you, but you have more money than me.
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Erin: I booked us a couple's massage later this afternoon?
Mason: A couple's massage?
Erin: It'll be fun.
Mason: No it won't. That's even less relaxing. Getting a rub down from another woman with you lying five feet away. And what if the masseuses are men? I don't want some guy touching you in front of me. See I'm already more stressed
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Mason: I hate massages. They stress me out. I never know whether to leave my underwear on or take it off.
masseuse: Oh, you have to ask.
Conner: You have to ask.
Mason: Yeah, that's gonna help. Starting a conversation with a perfect stranger saying, "Should I get totally naked?" Not relaxing for me
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Mason: I need you to cover for me.
Sarah: No Mason. The answer is no. It is my birthday.
Mason: I thought your birthday was yesterday.
Sarah: I had to push it. It didn't happen last night, so it has to happen tonight. The way my birthday goes is the way my whole years goes. You're not asking me to ruin my whole year are you?
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Conner: Ditka won't do the stunt.
Mason: Why? He just has to catch somebody.
Conner: I know. It turns out Ditka is a delicate flower. He's had three hip replacements and he's got bad knees and anyway he's not doing the stunt.
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