Matt: Car, I've literally never seen you puke before.
Caroline: That is because I'm polite, not pregnant.

There's an abandoned music shop down the way. I'll let you steal a tiny fiddle.

So Damon screws up, Caroline gets grabbed, and I get to wind up dead? Doesn't it ever feel like we're fighting the wrong enemy?

Elena: That's my hope for you, Matt. In our crazy lives together, you've always stayed the same. Human, loyal, and good. My hope is that you spend the rest of your life fighting for people like you.
Matt: You know there's a good chance I'll never see you again...
Elena: Matt, look at everything we've survived. I like our odds.

Tyler: To Alaric Saltzman, who after today will have sex with only one woman for the rest of his life.
Matt: Seriously, just one. You can't even look after this.

Do you know how many times I've died, or nearly died? Most of those times were at the hands of people I thought were my friends. I'm sorry, not people. Vampires.

[to Tyler] I'm sorry about you and Liv. I know you've been going through a lot of crap. But Caroline does not deserve you bringing it here.

22 hours and 18 minutes, that's how long supernaturals have been allowed back in Mystic Falls again and I already know someone who's dead because of it.

Stefan: You're supposed to trust that I'm nothing like Enzo.
Matt: Except that you are.

Jeremy: It's not a big deal.
Matt: Not a big deal. Right. I forgot you don't care about anything.

Can we talk about the irony of killing the only place dumb enough to hire us?

Why don't you do us all a favor and start dating Elena again?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Dear Elena, yes you heard that correctly. Hell has frozen over. I'm writing it all down. Granted, I'm half a bottle in thanks to my 1950 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a bottle I waited 65 years to open. I used to spend nights sitting in my wine cellar convincing myself I could hear it age, tannins growing, fermenting, but appreciating its beauty didn't make time go by any faster. The bottle just laid there on its shelf, torturing me while I waited for Katherine and time stood still. Eventually I convinced myself that no sip of that wine could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. And that is the story of why I drink bourbon. I don't know who I am without you, but I know that as long as I'm with you, time will stand still. So who is Damon Salvatore without Elena Gilbert? A selfish friend, a jealous brother, a horrible son? Or maybe with a little luck, I'll do right by you. Because you may be a thousand miles away or a hundred years away, but you're still here with me and my heart is right there in that coffin with you. Until you come back to me.