Matt Donovan Quotes
Matt: Car, I've literally never seen you puke before.
Caroline: That is because I'm polite, not pregnant.
There's an abandoned music shop down the way. I'll let you steal a tiny fiddle.
So Damon screws up, Caroline gets grabbed, and I get to wind up dead? Doesn't it ever feel like we're fighting the wrong enemy?
Elena: That's my hope for you, Matt. In our crazy lives together, you've always stayed the same. Human, loyal, and good. My hope is that you spend the rest of your life fighting for people like you.
Matt: You know there's a good chance I'll never see you again...
Elena: Matt, look at everything we've survived. I like our odds.
Tyler: To Alaric Saltzman, who after today will have sex with only one woman for the rest of his life.
Matt: Seriously, just one. You can't even look after this.
Do you know how many times I've died, or nearly died? Most of those times were at the hands of people I thought were my friends. I'm sorry, not people. Vampires.
[to Tyler] I'm sorry about you and Liv. I know you've been going through a lot of crap. But Caroline does not deserve you bringing it here.
22 hours and 18 minutes, that's how long supernaturals have been allowed back in Mystic Falls again and I already know someone who's dead because of it.
Stefan: You're supposed to trust that I'm nothing like Enzo.
Matt: Except that you are.
Jeremy: It's not a big deal.
Matt: Not a big deal. Right. I forgot you don't care about anything.
Can we talk about the irony of killing the only place dumb enough to hire us?
Why don't you do us all a favor and start dating Elena again?