Elena is dating a vampire. You're a witch. My sister's a ghost. And I'm just a guy whose wondering how his life got so screwed up.

Matt: I don't know why I let you talk me into this.
Jeremy: It's because she's your sister. And you have a chance to help her.

Since when am I the one who can express himself and you the one at a loss for words?

What are you keeping from me? If you love me, you'll tell me. What is it?

Don't say anything. You're a dick. End of story.

I want you out of the house, and my life, by morning.

Don't you get it? I'm better off without you.

Tyler: The guy's not even subtle about it.
Matt: Who is that?
Tyler: It's not my mother.

Matt: What's wrong with "hey?"
Caroline: It reeks of awkward subtext.

Turns out Vicki is just like our mother. I can't count on either of them.

[to Stefan] I'm saying this because of Elena. She's big on trust. The more you try to hide whatever it is you're hiding, the more determined she's gonna be to figure it out.

Elena: I think there's something he doesn't want me to know, which makes me wanna know all the more.
Matt: Like he's a serial killer and keeps a clown suit in his trunk?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.