Matt Dowd Quotes
Season 2, Episode 3: "Unwritten"
Matt: In court, you're is daughter, Taylor. And any argument you make to a judge is going to lose credibility because of that.
Taylor: You sound like Eli.
Matt: And if he and I actually agree, that should tell you something.
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Season 1, Episode 13: "Soul Free"
Matt: If you do end up a vegetable, two words. Sponge. Bath.
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Season 1, Episode 12: "Waiting for That Day"
Matt: I take it from the look of surprise on your face that you're unaccustomed to dealing with men as capable as the Dowd. (Eli knocks) Funny, we were just talking about you.
Eli: Hey, do you have a second?
Taylor: Uhh, I've got sixty of them.
Eli: I was asking... the Dowd.
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Season 1, Episode 11: "Patience"
Eli: Shouldn't you be busy trying to hit on someone's fiancée?
Matt: Oh I'm busy with yours, actually.
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Matt: I just think you, of all people, just wanted her to be happy.
Eli: And going out with you, she's that how?
Matt: Ha! That's funny!
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Season 1, Episode 5: "One More Try"
Taylor: Your ex-girlfriend's a lesbian?
Matt Dowd: Who isn't these days?
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Matt Dowd: I need your breasts
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Matt: The only thing worse than losing the love of your life is having her find the love of hers.
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