Matty McKibben Quotes
I really want to believe you, I really do, it's just that you're a f***ing horrible person, Amber.
Jenna: Thank you for being my hero.
Matty: It’s all I ever wanted to be.
Jenna: No, this is me. They should mind their own business, and, frankly, so should you. So go back to slumming it with your rebound skank.
Matty: And get your facts straight Jenna, I was slumming it with you.
Matty: That’s why I think we should get back together. I still love you Jenna. I just don’t understand how we could be the way we were, and then shut it all off. So why not start over?
Jenna: I can’t.
Matty: If I can you can.
Jenna: I can’t.
Matty: Why not?
Jenna: Because I don’t want to. I just need a break.
Jenna: I can’t go back.
Matty: Are you breaking up with me?
Jenna: No, we’re breaking up with each other because this must have happened for a reason, and I can’t look at you and wonder if you still see me as the girl you fell in love with before this happened.
Jenna: Because you're embarrassing me and I have never embarrassed you.
Matty: Oh really? What about the start of sophomore year when everyone thought you tried to kill yourself?
Jenna: I didn't try to kill myself.
Matty: I know that now, but I didn't know that then. I thought it was because of me.
Jenna: You? Why you?
Matty: Because you had your accident that same day we slept together. How do you think that f**ked with my head? You didn't even try to explain it to me. Instead you obsessively stared at me from a distance for weeks. What was I supposed to think?
Jenna: You didn't want to be seen with me!
Matty: Because I was mortified!
My Mom was right about one thing, you guys are different kinds of people, and I'm your kind.
We're gonna get paid, and you're gonna get laid.
Matty: You're a bitch.
Sadie: [smiles] I know.
Matty: And this is...
Jenna: ...a girl he deflowered at summer camp.
Matty: Can I borrow your thong?
Jake: Only if you hand wash it.
I want another chance.