Matty McKibben Quotes
Season 3, Episode 10: "Redefining Jenna"
Jenna: Because you're embarrassing me and I have never embarrassed you.
Matty: Oh really? What about the start of sophomore year when everyone thought you tried to kill yourself?
Jenna: I didn't try to kill myself.
Matty: I know that now, but I didn't know that then. I thought it was because of me.
Jenna: You? Why you?
Matty: Because you had your accident that same day we slept together. How do you think that f**ked with my head? You didn't even try to explain it to me. Instead you obsessively stared at me from a distance for weeks. What was I supposed to think?
Jenna: You didn't want to be seen with me!
Matty: Because I was mortified!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 4: "Let's Talk About Sex"
Matty: My Mom was right about one thing, you guys are different kinds of people, and I'm your kind.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 12: "The Other Shoe"
Matty: We're gonna get paid, and you're gonna get laid.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 9: "Homewrecker Hamilton"
Matty: You're a bitch.
Sadie: [smiles] I know.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 5: "My Love Is a Black Heart"
Matty: And this is...
Jenna: ...a girl he deflowered at summer camp.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 2: "Sex, Lies, and the Sanctuary"
Matty: Can I borrow your thong?
Jake: Only if you hand wash it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 1: "Awkward."
Matty: I want another chance.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 10: "No Doubt"
Matty: Hey home wrecker! Did I cross a line?
Jenna: No, the line is across my cheek.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Matty: I felt up my grandparents' Special Ed neighbor when I was 11.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9