I felt up my grandparents' Special Ed neighbor when I was 11.

Matty: Hey home wrecker! Did I cross a line?
Jenna: No, the line is across my cheek.

I want another chance.

Matty: Can I borrow your thong?
Jake: Only if you hand wash it.

Matty: And this is...
Jenna: ...a girl he deflowered at summer camp.

Matty: You're a bitch.
Sadie: [smiles] I know.

We're gonna get paid, and you're gonna get laid.

My Mom was right about one thing, you guys are different kinds of people, and I'm your kind.

Jenna: Because you're embarrassing me and I have never embarrassed you.
Matty: Oh really? What about the start of sophomore year when everyone thought you tried to kill yourself?
Jenna: I didn't try to kill myself.
Matty: I know that now, but I didn't know that then. I thought it was because of me.
Jenna: You? Why you?
Matty: Because you had your accident that same day we slept together. How do you think that f**ked with my head? You didn't even try to explain it to me. Instead you obsessively stared at me from a distance for weeks. What was I supposed to think?
Jenna: You didn't want to be seen with me!
Matty: Because I was mortified!

Jenna: I can’t go back.
Matty: Are you breaking up with me?
Jenna: No, we’re breaking up with each other because this must have happened for a reason, and I can’t look at you and wonder if you still see me as the girl you fell in love with before this happened.

Matty: That’s why I think we should get back together. I still love you Jenna. I just don’t understand how we could be the way we were, and then shut it all off. So why not start over?
Jenna: I can’t.
Matty: If I can you can.
Jenna: I can’t.
Matty: Why not?
Jenna: Because I don’t want to. I just need a break.

Jenna: No, this is me. They should mind their own business, and, frankly, so should you. So go back to slumming it with your rebound skank.
Matty: And get your facts straight Jenna, I was slumming it with you.

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna