Mayor Quimby Quotes
Season 22, Episode 6: "The Fool Monty"
Mayor Quimby: Please use your time in line wisely to Sophie's Choice your child.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 21, Episode 20: "To Surveil With Love"
Mayor Quimby: Is this what the framers of the Constitution would want?
Wally: Well, I'm Wally of Wally's Framers, and this is exactly what I want.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 20, Episode 8: "The Burns and the Bees"
Mayor Quimby: First, one announcement: I regret to inform you we are not offering childcare tonight. I don't know who that guy was you were leaving your kids with.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 20, Episode 1: "Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes"
Mayor Quimby: Greetings, fellow Irishmen and lady-Irishmen!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 18, Episode 19: "Crook and Ladder"
Mayor Quimby: It is with great pride that I place the safety of our city in the hands of the first four people who showed up.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 18, Episode 12: "Little Big Girl"
Bart: I want a license.
Mayor Quimby: To kill?
Bart: No, to drive!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 18, Episode 4: "Treehouse of Horror XVII"
(In "Married to the Blob," Mayor Quimby entices a group of homeless men to enter the "new" homeless shelter.)
Mayor Quimby: In you go, boys. We've got everything--warm beds, square meals, homeless women.
• Rating: Unrated
Mayor Quimby: We have nothing to fear but the aliens and their vastly superior killing technology!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 20: "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
Freddy Quimby: That's chowdah! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 11: "Homer the Vigilante"
(inside a very large hole)
Mayor Quimby: Mmm, I guess we're not gonna find anything.
Otto: Well how we gonna get outta here?
Homer: We'll dig our way out!
Chief Wiggum: No, no, dig up, stupid!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 21