Meg Griffin Quotes (Page 3)
Season 11, Episode 6: "Lois Comes Out of Her Shell"
Meg: What's going on, Mom's acting interesting like a 20-year-old!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 11, Episode 4: "Yug Ylimaf"
Meg: Oh, he's so cute!
Stewie: Oh my god, we're getting closer to the beginning! You're Lacey Chabert!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 10, Episode 21: "Tea Peter"
Meg: Now my Spanish teacher and I can finally hold hands in the halls!
Spanish Teacher: Donde esta la biblioteca? Because I'm gonna bang you in the biblioteca.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 10, Episode 20: "Leggo My Meg-O"
Ruth: Hey, you wanna dance around like morons to loud music?
Meg: I'll be right back! I've been holding in a dump since America.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 10, Episode 6: "Thanksgiving"
Meg: "Hey, when you get sexually abused in a coma, do you know it's happening and can't do anything about it, or do you just not know what's going on?"
Quagmire: "I also am curious about that."
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 15: "Brothers & Sisters"
Meg: Mom, she's so sad and lonely.
Lois: Look who the bleep is talking!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 13: "Trading Places"
Meg: Chris, look at what you did!
Chris: You mean look at what two black teenagers did when they stole Dad's bike...
• Rating: Unrated
Chris: Hey Meg! I'm going to jump that fire hydrant!
Meg: Chris don't! You're going to wreck Dad's bike!
Chris: Too late! I already narrowed my eyes!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 12: "The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair"
Meg: We haven't made love in two weeks!
Joe: We haven't made love ever!
• Rating: Unrated
Meg: Sometimes, it's really hard being me. So I guess I just make "meganaid."
Joe: That sounds disgusting.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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