Meg Griffin Quotes (Page 9)
Season 4, Episode 8: "8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter"
Meg: I can't believe he's over me.
Mort: I can't believe I'm out 34 grand!
Peter: I can't believe it's not butter! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Stick around, more Family Guy coming up
• Rating: Unrated
Cecilia: Neil is such an amazing guy. We just make an absolutely perfect couple.
Meg: You know...Neil liked me first and I was gonna go out with him when I was ready to settle for him. Get your own spaz!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 6: "Petarded"
Chris: My dad is smarter than your dad.
Meg: We have the same dad, idiot!
Chris: Yeah, but mine's smarter!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Meg [about Peter being retarded]: I can't believe this is happening to me! I can never go back to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not two years of grotesque appearance, or awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 4: "Don't Make Me Over"
Meg: Hey, um, do you want to, I don't know, go out sometime?
Craig: Heh, that's about as unlikely as me playing by someone else's rules besides my own, which I would never do. I play by my own rules, nobody else's, not even my own.
Meg: How about a movie?
Craig: I don't go out with dudes
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Meg: Mom, Dad, am I ugly?
Lois: Oh, of course not sweetie.
Peter: Yeah, where did you get a stupid idea like that?
Meg: Craig Hoffman.
Peter: Craig Hoff...Craig Hoffman said that? Well he's a sharp kid, you might be ugly
• Rating: Unrated
Lois: I'm not comfortable with my daughter being exploited like that.
Meg: Shut up Mom! I want to be exploited
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 1: "North by North Quahog"
Meg: I wanna watch George Lopez!
Chris: That show only perpetuates the stereotype that George Lopez is funny
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Meg: Brian! Chris picked his nose, and now he keeps touching me with finger!
Chris: What good is mining nose gold if I can't share it with the townspeople?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 21: "Family Guy Viewer Mail #1"
Genie: I am here to grant you three wishes.
Lois: Peter, three wishes. Oh this is so exciting.
Meg: I want a new hat
Chris: I want a new hat
Stewie: I want them to have new hats!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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