Glee

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Glee
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You might be a work in progress, but I think you’re worth the wait.

He was the first cool kid to be nice to any of us, and he was our leader in here. We love you, Finn.

Mercedes: Are you gonna argue with our Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Jake: I mean, I'm Jewish.
Mercedes: So was he.

Finn: Okay, we need to do that thing where we call people back. What's that called?
Mercedes, Mike, and Artie: Callbacks.

I have so many steroids running through my body right now I may turn into the Incredible Hulk if you piss me off.

I'm cream here, Mr. Schue. But what if out there, I'm just skim milk.

Sue: Hey, Mercedes, who you texting?
Mercedes: I'm not texting anyone, I'm donating to the Obama campaign...

I most look forward to meeting Rachel Berry's children.

Evidence shows that 1 out of every 10 people is gay. That means at least 1 of the 12 apostles was gay, probably Simon because that's the gayest-sounding name.

Mercedes: Sam just Tweeted that I smelled good.
Sam: I won't stop until it's Trending.

I don't want to see the spectacle that is Michael. I want to be the spectacle that is Michael.

Know what, Rachel? Hug me after I get the part.

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Glee Quotes

Yes, I am back in glee club. In lieu of flowers, please send all donations to a socially conscious charity of your choice.

Rachel

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn