You might be a work in progress, but I think you’re worth the wait.

He was the first cool kid to be nice to any of us, and he was our leader in here. We love you, Finn.

Mercedes: Are you gonna argue with our Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Jake: I mean, I'm Jewish.
Mercedes: So was he.

Finn: Okay, we need to do that thing where we call people back. What's that called?
Mercedes, Mike, and Artie: Callbacks.

I have so many steroids running through my body right now I may turn into the Incredible Hulk if you piss me off.

I'm cream here, Mr. Schue. But what if out there, I'm just skim milk.

Sue: Hey, Mercedes, who you texting?
Mercedes: I'm not texting anyone, I'm donating to the Obama campaign...

I most look forward to meeting Rachel Berry's children.

Evidence shows that 1 out of every 10 people is gay. That means at least 1 of the 12 apostles was gay, probably Simon because that's the gayest-sounding name.

Mercedes: Sam just Tweeted that I smelled good.
Sam: I won't stop until it's Trending.

I don't want to see the spectacle that is Michael. I want to be the spectacle that is Michael.

Know what, Rachel? Hug me after I get the part.

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn