Mercedes Jones Quotes
Season 4, Episode 21: "Wonder-ful"
Mercedes: Are you gonna argue with our Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Jake: I mean, I'm Jewish.
Mercedes: So was he.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 5: "The Role You Were Born to Play"
Finn: Okay, we need to do that thing where we call people back. What's that called?
Mercedes, Mike, and Artie: Callbacks.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 21: "Nationals"
Mercedes: I have so many steroids running through my body right now I may turn into the Incredible Hulk if you piss me off.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 16: "Saturday Night Glee-ver"
Mercedes: I'm cream here, Mr. Schue. But what if out there, I'm just skim milk.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 15: "Big Brother"
Sue: Hey, Mercedes, who you texting?
Mercedes: I'm not texting anyone, I'm donating to the Obama campaign...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 14: "On My Way"
Mercedes: I most look forward to meeting Rachel Berry's children.
• Rating: 3.4 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 13: "Heart"
Mercedes: Evidence shows that 1 out of every 10 people is gay. That means at least 1 of the 12 apostles was gay, probably Simon because that's the gayest-sounding name.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 12: "The Spanish Teacher"
Mercedes: Sam just Tweeted that I smelled good.
Sam: I won't stop until it's Trending.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 11: "Michael"
Mercedes: I don't want to see the spectacle that is Michael. I want to be the spectacle that is Michael.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 3: "Asian F"
Mercedes: Know what, Rachel? Hug me after I get the part.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 32