Glee

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Glee

You might be a work in progress, but I think you’re worth the wait.

He was the first cool kid to be nice to any of us, and he was our leader in here. We love you, Finn.

Mercedes: Are you gonna argue with our Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Jake: I mean, I'm Jewish.
Mercedes: So was he.

Finn: Okay, we need to do that thing where we call people back. What's that called?
Mercedes, Mike, and Artie: Callbacks.

I have so many steroids running through my body right now I may turn into the Incredible Hulk if you piss me off.

I'm cream here, Mr. Schue. But what if out there, I'm just skim milk.

Sue: Hey, Mercedes, who you texting?
Mercedes: I'm not texting anyone, I'm donating to the Obama campaign...

I most look forward to meeting Rachel Berry's children.

Evidence shows that 1 out of every 10 people is gay. That means at least 1 of the 12 apostles was gay, probably Simon because that's the gayest-sounding name.

Mercedes: Sam just Tweeted that I smelled good.
Sam: I won't stop until it's Trending.

I don't want to see the spectacle that is Michael. I want to be the spectacle that is Michael.

Know what, Rachel? Hug me after I get the part.

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn
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