I'm bulletproof.

 

Meredith: An hour and a half at the store to buy milk?
Derek: I think I might have closed my eyes in the store parking lot.

Cristina: Is 'I told you so' inappropriate?
Meredith: Shut it.

If I say, "Bailey peed on me," I think it's safe to assume it's my son.

Get this baby out of me safely and you can have whatever you want.

Meredith: We're having a c-section in the dark.
Derek: Yes, we are.

People change, but they don't change.

So I poop on the table. It's part of the miracle of life.

Bailey, you're my mentor and my friend, and I respect your work, but I'm telling you if you don't answer my question, I will punch you in the face.

I own the hospital. I can do whatever I want. I want to run more tests.

If anyone's going to have a baby with two heads, three arms, and eleven toes, it's me.

Work keeps our mind active. It keeps us out of trouble. When we're not working, our hands are idle. And the devil will find work for idle hands to do.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey