Season 2, Episode 10: "Much Too Much"
DEREK: "Doesn't look like there's any nerve damage. There shouldn't be any long-term effect. I'd wait a few weeks before I tested it out, though."MEREDITH: "Funny. You're a funny man."
DEREK: "I just didn't know you two were dating."
MEREDITH: "You knew it would happen eventually."
DEREK: "Eventually feels a lot different than actually."
MEREDITH: "Yeah, I guess it does."
DEREK: "It's surprisingly painful."
MEREDITH: "It gets better."
DEREK: "Does it?"
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MEREDITH: "I was staring at the ceiling in abject horror."
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GEORGE: "Maybe it's a... a m-m-matter of... volume?"
MEREDITH: "Oh, so now I'm a slut?"
GEORGE: "I think you're taking some risks. I think you'll find yourself in some guy's basement being ordered to put the lotion on the skin or you'll get the hose again."
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MEREDITH: "Please? I would do it for you."
CRISTINA: "You would give Burke an enema?"
MEREDITH: "Yes!"
CRISTINA: [sarcastically] "Uh-huh."
MEREDITH: "Maybe. No. But that's not the point."
CRISTINA: "Yeah, okay. Here's how it goes. I do this for you, and you do every enema I'm assigned to for an entire month."
MEREDITH: "Deal!"
CRISTINA: "Wow, you really don't want to do this."
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MEREDITH: "What are you doing here... um... Steve?"
STEVE: "I'm having a little problem."
CRISTINA: "Steve, Steve?"
STEVE: "Actually, I'm having a big problem."
MEREDITH: What?
CRISTINA: [staring] "Steve! Hi, Cristina."
STEVE: [to Mer] "Ever since you...and I... um... it won't go away."
MEREDITH: [sees her staring] "Cristina!"
CRISTINA: "What? It's right there, looking at me! There are so many things I could say right now. Champ!"
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CRISTINA: [holds up key]
MEREDITH: "Burke keyed you?"
CRISTINA: "I got freaking keyed before coffee."
MEREDITH: "What is wrong with them?"
CRISTINA: "They're like these 1950s debutantes, one dance and there's a shotgun to your head."
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MEREDITH: [to Cristina] "They always look so sad when I kick them out. Seriously, why do guys not understand that when you pick them up in a bar and take them home for sex, that there are no picket fences or kids in your future?"
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MEREDITH: [narrating] "When you're a kid, it's Halloween candy. You hide it from your parents and you eat it until you get sick. In college, it's the heavy combo of youth, tequila and well... you know. As a surgeon, you take as much of the good as you can get because it doesn't come around nearly as often as it should. Because good things aren't always what they seem. Too much of anything, even love, is not always a good thing."
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MEREDITH: "You're going through his stuff, aren't you?"
CRISTINA: "There's no stuff to go through. It's a freak show. I mean, you can do surgery in here. Oh, and he arranges his books using the Dewey Decimal System! Mer, I'm scared."
MEREDITH: "Get out, get out of the house! Now."
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MEREDITH: "When I get back, you won't be here, so... goodbye... Steve."
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Total Quotes: 878
