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Meredith Palmer Quotes

Season 8, Episode 5: "Spooked"
Meredith: You're the people's princess! Diana was nothing!
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 4: "Garden Party"
Walter: And this must be your lovely wife Pam.
Meredith: Hell no. She wishes.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 20: "Michael's Last Dundies"
Meredith: Tell ya one thing, I'm not gonna be a good mom tonight.
 • Rating: Unrated
Meredith: You should stay. I have Vienna sausages...and napkins.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 25: "The Chump"
Meredith: I've never been cheated on, cheated, or been used to cheat with.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 21: "Secretary's Day"
Pam: Meredith!
Meredith: I just like the way it feels!
Pam: What are you doing!
Meredith: Relax.
Pam: Relax!?
Meredith: This is like the Cadillac of pumps.
Pam: Give it back to me now!
Meredith: I was just ... I was warming it up.
Pam: That's disgusting!
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 19: "New Leads"
Kevin: (about the leads) They're in the trash! They're in the trash!
Dwight: Trash. Code... Alright, Meredith! Take off your dress.
Meredith: Okie-dokie.
Kevin: No, dear God no! It's in the trash can, in the kitchen.
Meredith: Coming off either way!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 18: "St. Patrick's Day"
Meredith: Stop fighting! Just on St. Patrick's Day okay? Just one, perfect day a year. No hassles. No problems. No kids.
Ryan: Why no kids?
Kelly: Yeah where are your kids?
Meredith: Nope. Uh uh. Not today!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 17: "The Delivery"
Kevin: Maybe we should cut holes in her shirt.
Meredith: I have a shirt like that in my car.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 16: "Manager and Salesman"
Meredith: If I got that card, we'd be in the bathroom doing it right now.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

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