Meredith: If I ever got that bad, you'd tell me right?
Kevin: Meredith I tell you all the time.

Who's the one who didn't bring lice into the office? Meredith. Sure I gave everybody pink eye once, and my ex keyed a few of their cars, and yeah I BMed in the shredder on New Years. But I didn't bring the lice in. That was all Pam.

Cronkite was hot. If I could go back in time, I'd take that moustache ride.

You're the people's princess! Diana was nothing!

Walter: And this must be your lovely wife Pam.
Meredith: Hell no. She wishes.

Tell ya one thing, I'm not gonna be a good mom tonight.

You should stay. I have Vienna sausages...and napkins.

I've never been cheated on, cheated, or been used to cheat with.

Pam: Meredith!
Meredith: I just like the way it feels!
Pam: What are you doing!
Meredith: Relax.
Pam: Relax!?
Meredith: This is like the Cadillac of pumps.
Pam: Give it back to me now!
Meredith: I was just ... I was warming it up.
Pam: That's disgusting!

Kevin: (about the leads) They're in the trash! They're in the trash!
Dwight: Trash. Code... Alright, Meredith! Take off your dress.
Meredith: Okie-dokie.
Kevin: No, dear God no! It's in the trash can, in the kitchen.
Meredith: Coming off either way!

Meredith: Stop fighting! Just on St. Patrick's Day okay? Just one, perfect day a year. No hassles. No problems. No kids.
Ryan: Why no kids?
Kelly: Yeah where are your kids?
Meredith: Nope. Uh uh. Not today!

Kevin: Maybe we should cut holes in her shirt.
Meredith: I have a shirt like that in my car.

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The Office Quotes

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

Andy

If onlys and justs were candies and nuts, then everyday would be un de donkfest!

Dwight
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