Michael Scott Quotes (Page 13)
Season 6, Episode 26: "Whistleblower"
Michael: That teacher who was wrongfully accused of being a pedophile. We cannot led the pedophile win!
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Michael: I know these people. I know when their birthdays are. I know what their favorite kind of cake is. I know what color balloons they like.
Jo: All that's just birthday information, Michael.
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Michael: I have an early dinner. With the chief of police.
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Season 6, Episode 25: "The Chump"
Michael: That's not the first time I stole something away from Coach Shane.
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Michael: I had a choice. Either living with myself, or being happy.
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Michael: The stuff we're into isn't condo-appropriate.
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Pam: Are you still seeing Donna?
Michael: Since when is this an office where we delve into each other's personal lives?!
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Season 6, Episode 24: "The Cover-Up"
Michael: I'm the mistress?
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Season 6, Episode 23: "Body Language"
Michael: Hi! Sorry, to interrupt, a little time sensitive. [to Donna] Do you, Donna, by any chance happen to shop at Victoria Secret?
Jim Halpert: What?
Michael: Because I keep getting these magazines sent to me via the address of the woman who used to live in my condo before me?
Jim: None of this is time sensitive.
Michael: Uh, yes. Uh, the sale is on now through May.
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Michael: It's subtle. This is how it works. I show her an image that turns her on. And, then she looks at me and then she looks at the image then back at me then back at the image, soon she doesn't know what is me what is the image, she just knows that she is turned on.
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