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Michael Scott Quotes (Page 16)

Season 6, Episode 19: "New Leads"

Michael: Today we are all kings and queens.
• Rating: Unrated

Michael: Just imagine that instead of going to jail when you murdered someone, you got an ice cream cone. If that we the case, then in the summer time, everyone would go around killing people for the pleasure of an ice cream cone.
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Michael: The sales department smashed my sandwich?
Darryl: Yes - all of them together. It's a conspiracy.
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Michael: First up - the Lost and Found has gone missing. It itself is lost, so please try and not loose anything until we find it.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Jim: Who's that?
Michael: Captain Jack Sparrow - Captain Jack Sparrow Jim!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Jim Jim - where do I find the black pearl?
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Season 6, Episode 18: "St. Patrick's Day"

Michael: Did I mess up my career today? My future prospects at Sabre, I dunno, there is a chance, yes. I'll tell you what I love my job. But Jo, wants me to put on a show for her and pretend to work late? I spent all day trying to make her like me that I forgot to ask myself something, do I even like her! As the Irish poet Bobby McFerrin said, don't worry be happy.
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Michael: How late are we gonna work tonight?
Gabe: You never know with Jo. Sometimes we're here to midnight, sometimes she doesn't show up for three days.
Michael: Why does she do that. Why doesn't she just tell you what your schedule is.
Gabe: Yeah, that'd be awesome. I could get a girlfriend! I wouldn't have to go to Amsterdam seven times a year. But, uh, I'm young. Right? "I will date when I'm dead!"
• Rating: Unrated