Michael Scott Quotes (Page 3)
Season 7, Episode 20: "Michael's Last Dundies"
Deangelo: Jim, do you know where I can find Michael Scott?
Michael (as Jim): Oh I totally don't know where Michael is, dude. Hey you wanna listen to some records?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: This is my last Dundies ever, if I want mind control over him, is that too much to ask?
• Rating: Unrated
Michael: Ryan, how are you today?
Ryan: Why don't you ask my therapist? My mom certainly pays her enough.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: Anything can happen at the Dundies. They're like the Golden Globes only less mean.
• Rating: Unrated
Michael: When Larry King died, they didn't just cancel his show.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Michael: Hey Toby! You suck!
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 19: "Training Day"
Erin: Michael can you stop talking now, I have to do your lips.
Michael: Don't shave my lips.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: Thanks for meeting me.
Michael: Are you kidding? I'd come anywhere to see a turtle.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: This is Jim and Pam, aka Jap.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: As you know, one of my favorite things is fan fare for its own sake.
• Rating: Unrated
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