The Office

Michael Scott Quotes (Page 9)

Michael: You know who my favorite character in Toy Story is? Andy's mom.
Holly: Why?
Michael: Because without Andy's mom there's no plot, and without any plot there is no movie.
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Michael: There is nothing classier than boring jazz music...I am here to tell ya.
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Michael: The name is Bond...Santa Bond. I'll have an eggnog, shaken not stirred.
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Michael: Thank you Scranton Strangler. I love you. You just took one more person's breath away.
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Toby: Let's just say I'll be up to my neck in jury duty.
Michael: That was the worst joke ever.
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Toby: I just wanted to let you know that I'll be taking a leave of absence starting next week.
Michael: Oh because you've been on the lam? Because the boring police have been after you? And they finally caught up with you?
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Jim: Haven't you noticed that I don't bring up the Tour de France around him?
Michael: Yes!
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Michael: So, where were we before I bested Oscar?
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Erin: What if we all get together and help each other and hire a new guy, and then we all kill him, but first we take out like a hundred thousand dollar life insurance policy? I bet you guys like that idea, don't you?...I think that's what they're doing to me. I can't prove it but I wanted to see their faces when I said it. I learned nothing.
Michael: I don't know what the f*ck that w
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Michael: Oscar is my Queen. That's easy, give me a hard one - that's what Oscar said.
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