Milhouse Van Houten Quotes
Season 23, Episode 17: "Them, Robot"
Milhouse: My heart makes up for my shortcomings, like Rudy!
Robot: Rudy was only put in at the end of a meaningless game. We will notify you if this game becomes meaningless.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 15: "Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart"
Milhouse: Every vandalism spree needs an obnoxious laugher.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 4: "Replaceable You"
Milhouse: I need that [cootie] shot, my dog and I accidentally touched tongues.
Bart: How is this accidentally when it's the fifth time?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 12: "Homer The Father"
Bart: Those are girl overalls!
Milhouse: I could pull it off.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 4: "Treehouse of Horror XXI"
Bart: I'll be the demon. You be the thimble.
Milhouse: Aw, I'm always the thimble.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Milhouse: Satan's path?
Bart: It's gotta be good if Satan put his name on it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 3: "MoneyBart"
Milhouse: how about a bench warmer who's afraid of puppets?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 21, Episode 21: "Moe Letter Blues"
Kurt: Milhouse and I are next.
Otto: There's no suspense at your place. Even I hooked up with your old lady. Sorry, kid.
Milhouse: You were my favorite uncle, Uncle Otto.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 21, Episode 20: "To Surveil With Love"
Milhouse: Is the yellow one lemon or pineapple?
Lunchlady Doris: It's your pet canary
• Rating: Unrated
Season 21, Episode 17: "American History X-Cellent"
Moe: Get your throwing stuff! Turn the protest into a riot!
Milhouse: How much for a tomato?
Moe: Fresh stuff for a dollar. Rotten is two bucks.
Kirk: Son, do you really need the rotten? I mean, it's not like you're actually gonna hit him.
• Rating: Unrated
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