Milhouse Van Houten Quotes
Bart: You did it Homer, you saved me from the bullies, you're the coolest kid I've ever met.
Milhouse: What about me?
Bart: You're in the top hundred.
Bart: Now you're not.
A fat kid with a dream. I can't compete with that.
I never would have suspected the one criminal in town.
Did you ever wonder if hippopotamuses think that rhinos are unicorns?
Milhouse: I can't wait to use your moves on Lisa.
Lisa: Eww. On every level, eww.
Lisa: I hope you're happy. You all just wasted your time working your way into an after school class.
Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, and Ralph: Aahhh!
Milhouse: My heart makes up for my shortcomings, like Rudy!
Robot: Rudy was only put in at the end of a meaningless game. We will notify you if this game becomes meaningless.
Every vandalism spree needs an obnoxious laugher.
Milhouse: I need that [cootie] shot, my dog and I accidentally touched tongues.
Bart: How is this accidentally when it's the fifth time?
Bart: Those are girl overalls!
Milhouse: I could pull it off.
Milhouse: Lisa, if I don't make it back, there's a letter in my locker I want you to read.
Lisa: I've already read it.
Principal Skinner: We've all read it.
Milhouse: Mr. Simpson I'm scared.
Homer: This is our life now Milhouse, we're dumpster folk!