The Simpsons

Milhouse Van Houten Quotes (Page 2)

Kurt: Milhouse and I are next.
Otto: There's no suspense at your place. Even I hooked up with your old lady. Sorry, kid.
Milhouse: You were my favorite uncle, Uncle Otto.
 • Rating: Unrated

Milhouse: Is the yellow one lemon or pineapple?
Lunchlady Doris: It's your pet canary
 • Rating: Unrated

Moe: Get your throwing stuff! Turn the protest into a riot!
Milhouse: How much for a tomato?
Moe: Fresh stuff for a dollar. Rotten is two bucks.
Kirk: Son, do you really need the rotten? I mean, it's not like you're actually gonna hit him.
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Milhouse [reading diary]: After that fateful day I could never even look at Eliza again. It didn't help that the next day he drank bad well water and went blind.
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Bart: Poor Krusty. He's become the lowest form of life, a sidekick.
Milhouse: You said it, Bart. Way to sum up the situation.
Bart: Take it easy, buddy.
Milhouse: That's exactly how I'll take it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Milhouse [about Krusty's show]: First girls ruin Sex and the City, now this.
 • Rating: Unrated

Milhouse: Maybe we can find an answer in this bookstore
Bart: Book stores don't have answers, the just have creepy guys sitting in easy chairs at the end of aisle ways
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Milhouse: How could Mrs. Krabappel take my cell phone? I'm only on month one of a sixty month plan
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Nelson [about the school's ancient computer]: My stroked out grandfather has more memory tha that thing
Milhouse: How's he doing?
Nelson: Better, thanks
 • Rating: Unrated

Milhouse: Minnesota Vikings apparel? This is Tennessee Titans country!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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