Milhouse Van Houten Quotes (Page 3)
Season 20, Episode 3: "Double, Double, Boy in Trouble"
Milhouse: Hey, Bart. I think I have a crush on your new sister.
Bart: You had a crush on my old sister.
Milhouse: Yeah, but that wasn't going to happen.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 19, Episode 20: "All About Lisa"
(After Krusty announces that he's searching for a new Krusketeer)
Bart: I am so gonna try out for that!
Milhouse: Me too! But I hope you get it.
Bart: No, I hope you get it.
Milhouse: Well, I really hope you get it.
Bart: Yeah, I hope I get it too. Later!
(Bart leaves)
Milhouse: (in awe) For a second there, he hoped I got it.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 19, Episode 7: "Husbands and Knives"
Comic Book Guy: Nice work, Doctor Boo-Who. Your tears have smudged Wolverine's iconic sideburns. Hence, you must buy this comic. And the cost of your innocent accident is... 25 dollars, please.
Milhouse: But that's the money Yaya Sophia gave me for Greek Orthodox Easter.
Comic Book Guy: (Sighs) I hate when they tell me things about themselves.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Milhouse: Mr. Moore, will you sign my DVD of Watchmen Babies? Which of the babies is your favorite?
Alan Moore: You see what those bloody corporations do? They take your ideas and they suck them! Suck them like leeches until they've gotten every last drop of marrow from your bones!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 19, Episode 6: "Little Orphan Millie"
(After Maggie gives him her baby bottle.)
Milhouse: Oh, my God! I've become the world's oldest baby. Men don't get their moo-moo from a baa-baa. They get their moo-moo from a big-boy cup!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 19, Episode 3: "Midnight Towboy"
(Bart uses an exact-o knife to extract the word "whore" from the Bible and he pins it up on his bulletin board along with a few others.)
Bart: We can say these swears anytime we want because they're in the Bible!
Milhouse: I don't think "Leviticus" is a swear.
Bart: Shut the hell up, you damn ass whore!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 18, Episode 21: "24 Minutes"
Milhouse: Mr. Simpson I'm scared.
Homer: This is our life now Milhouse, we're dumpster folk!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Milhouse: Lisa, if I don't make it back, there's a letter in my locker I want you to read.
Lisa: I've already read it.
Principal Skinner: We've all read it.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 18, Episode 18: "The Boys of Bummer"
Milhouse: I got it! I got it!
Bart: (catching the ball) I hogged it! I hogged it!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 18, Episode 17: "Marge Gamer"
Bart: Anything I can get for you, Lady Milhouse?
Milhouse: I'm not a lady! It's a spell! A spell you said you'd reverse!
• Rating: Unrated
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