Miranda Bailey Quotes (Page 17)
Season 4, Episode 10: "Crash Into Me, Part II"
Miranda: "You tell him that if he's thinking about leaving right now, he might find himself hurt and wounded and needing an operation, and he may not get a surgeon who is as married to her vows as I am."
George: "Can't I just do some charts?"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 9: "Crash Into Me, Part I"
Miranda: Someone will be here soon to save the master race from extinction.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Miranda: I'm rising above... I'm rising above and do not want to be crossed while I'm busy rising.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 8: "Forever Young"
Derek: My perfect little life. Have you been paying attention at all?
Miranda: Yeah, I pay attention. I pay attention! I pay attention to people in all walks of life, all types. I notice people. I see people. It's guys like you who don't see people like me.
Derek: I don't see you?
Miranda: I'm not talking about you, Shepherd. Just guys like you. Who don't see girls like me. We don't exist for you. We exist to do your homework! We exist to build your ego up... I am a successful married mother. I am chief resident, I am CHIEF resident of a major metropolitan hospital! I am a surgeon, who saved his life today! And he still doesn't see me... I may as well still be that high school girl with the mushroom haircut and the coke bottle glasses and the band uniform. The girl who didn't get to go to homecoming dance cause it didn't even occur to him to ask me. All those late nights tutoring him, and it didn't even occur to him to ask?
Derek: Mmm. Band uniform. Really?
Miranda: Do I look like I wanna be mocked by you right now?
Derek: No, you don't. I'm just gonna say one thing. In high school, I was 110 pounds, and I hadn't yet figured out hair product, so I had a big afro. And, um, I had acne... and I too, wore a band uniform. Sax.
Miranda: Oboe.
Derek: I would have been honored to take a girl like you to homecoming.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Derek: Night, Bailey.
Miranda: Sit down.
Derek: What?
Miranda: Sit down!
Derek: You ok?
Miranda: What do you care? With your hair products and your perfect little face, perfect little life. What do you care how I am?
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 5: "Haunt You Every Day"
Callie: You should direct your questions to Dr. Bailey, Stevens.
Cristina: Oh, we’re directing our questions to Dr. Bailey?
Callie: Oh, not you, just Stevens.
Miranda: Why is Stevens directing her questions to Dr. Bailey?
Callie: Because she’s been sleeping with my husband. Alrighty then, have a good day.
Cristina: [to Mer] This is more disturbing than your bag full of Mommy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 4: "The Heart of the Matter"
Miranda: People are stupid and just want to be loved. That's the only reason anyone does anything.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 2: "Love/Addiction"
Bailey: Would you look at the residents, big snazzy residents, standing around playing with housewares.
Christina: Turn a blind eye and the soup tureen's yours.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 24: "Didn't We Almost Have it All"
GEORGE: "Dr. Bailey?"
MIRANDA: "You didn't go to the wedding either."
GEORGE: "No."
MIRANDA: "I am so sorry George."
GEORGE: "So, um. What do I do now?"
MIRANDA: "You fail your intern test, you have two options: You can walk away from being a surgical resident altogether, or you can start from the very beginning."
GEORGE: "Repeat my internship? No. I can’t... I can’t."
• Rating: 3.3 / 5.0
MIRANDA: "Did I fail you, O'Malley?"
GEORGE: "No... no. I failed you."
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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