Grey's Anatomy

Miranda Bailey Quotes (Page 22)

[whispering about the panties]
CRISTINA: "Yours?"
MEREDITH: "This is bad, this isn't good."
CRISTINA: "You better claim them. She thinks they are mine. Claim them!"
MEREDITH: "No!"
MIRANDA: "I know it's one of you. It's always one of mine. Always."
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MIRANDA: "You can tell me... who's damn panties are on the bulletin board!?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

MIRANDA: "I'm proud of you all. You make me proud. You reflect on me well. Grey, if you think you can keep your clothes on long enough to follow up the labs I will appreciate it."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

CRISTINA: Benjamin O'Leary, 32, in for the removal of a brain tumor that's pressing on his temporal frontal lobe. Clearly it's effecting his impulse control.
BENJAMIN: It makes me say everything I think. Which apparently is annoying. This doctor looks annoyed anyway. Although it's hard to tell cause she always has a pinched uptight look on her face. Am I annoying you?
CRISTINA: It's fine
RUTHI: You can't say it's fine. He doesn't preseve sarcasm or irony. If he's annoying you, you have to tell him.
BENJAMIN: Maybe I'm not annoying her Ruthi.
CRISTINA: No, you are.
MIRANDA: Doctor Yang!
CRISTINA: He asked!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

CRISTINA: Oh you're one to talk. Sleeping with 2 men.
MEREDITH: Wrong. Not sleeping with either one of them. Not until I pick one. If I haven't made a decision by the end of the day, I'm flipping a coin. A girl can only hold out for so long.
CRISTINA: And somehow I'm the dirty stripper? Huh?!
MIRANDA: You two have time to round or are you too busy getting naked on hospital property?
CRISTINA: I wasn't naked. I wasn't naked!
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

MIRANDA: [ID'ing the body] "Yes... that's him. Denny Duquette."
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

IZZIE: "Denny!"
MIRANDA: "What did I tell you? Visiting hours aren't for another hour and you are no longer his doctor. You want to see Denny, you come back when the visitors come."
IZZIE: "I would but I can't wait."
DENNY: "Hey, ixnay on the insubordinationay."
IZZIE: "But it's my turn."
MIRANDA: "Come on, if the Chief finds out you were even on this floor-"
DENNY: "Hold on... it's her turn."
IZZIE: "Yes. My answer is yes."
DENNY: "Now see, you're gonna make my heart stop beating and it's brand new."
MIRANDA: [to Izzie] "I will call security on you."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

MIRANDA: [to the interns] "Oh no, you don't get to look at me like that. No, you compromised my medical license, nearly killed a patient, lied to the chief of surgery, and made me, your resident, look bad. We're gonna do this prom and we're doing it right!"
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

GEORGE: "Not to bother you, but-"
MIRANDA: "What? Alright, one of you better spit out the problem right now."
ALEX: "The problem is the colors and the balloons and the Under the Sea. No, it's Titanic. Hey ,lets go with Tears in Heaven. No, that’s too morbid. It should be pink, it should be red, it should be a freaking rainbow-"
GEORGE: "What he's saying is that we're very, very hopeful that you speak teenage girl."
MIRANDA: "Silver and white. It's mystical and magical without being over the top. Ever seen Fashion Week in New York? Lots of silver and white runways and backdrops. That’s because no matter what color the clothes are, they pop."
HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS: "They pop?"
MIRANDA: "They pop! O'Malley and Karev, get 500 balloons in silver and white. A hundred in black, shiny black, not the matte. Yang, stick with Camille, keep her happy, keep her spirits up. Grey, talk to Patricia, make sure we can rope off the second floor nurses' station and the waiting room!"
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

[the cast, narrating]
MEREDITH: "Human beings need a lot of things to feel alive."
GEORGE: "Family"
CRISTINA: "Love"
IZZIE: "Sex"
DEREK: "But we only need one thing"
RICHARD: "To actually be alive."
CRISTINA: "We need a beating heart."
ADDISON: "When our heart is threatened"
ALEX: "We respond in one of two ways."
GEORGE: "We either run or-"
IZZIE: "We attack."
RICHARD: "There's a scientific term for this."
ALEX: "Fight..."
ADDISON: "...or flight."
MIRANDA: "It's instinct."
MEREDITH: "We can't control it."
IZZIE: "Or can we?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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