Miranda Bailey Quotes (Page 24)
Season 2, Episode 21: "Band-Aid Covers the Bullet Hole"
MIRANDA: "Let me hear him cry!"
CRISTINA: "What?"
MIRANDA: "Let me hear him cry! That's cry number four. He's hungry."
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 20: "Superstition"
PATIENT: "I was struck by lightning."
MEREDITH: "You mean you fell out of a tree that was hit by lightning."
PATIENT: "Same difference."
MIRANDA: "Actually, medically, it's not the same difference. And it would be helpful if, from now on, you told us the whole truth!"
• Rating: 3.6 / 5.0
CRISTINA: "This is great. No blood, no guts, no lives to save. It's dead quiet..."
IZZIE: "Cristina!?"
MIRANDA: "Yang, did you really just say that?"
CRISTINA: "Say what?"
GEORGE: "The 'q' word."
IZZIE: "That's like saying 'Macbeth' in the theater."
CRISTINA: "Oh please. You think because someone says its quiet that it will mean…"
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 19: "What Have I Done to Deserve This?"
RICHARD: "I see you in there."
MIRANDA: "No, you don’t."
RICHARD: "Your husband was discharged over an hour ago."
MIRANDA: "I'm not here."
RICHARD: "Go home. You're not working today. You're on maternity leave."
MIRANDA: [shuts door] "Exactly!"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 17: "(As We Know It)"
MIRANDA: "This is our son... William George Bailey-Jones."
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
MIRANDA: "O'Malley!"
GEORGE: "Yes, ma'am?"
MIRANDA: "Stop looking at my va-jay-jay!"
GEORGE: "Yes, ma'am."
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 16: "It's the End of the World..."
GEORGE: "Uh, Dr. Bailey... you're having a baby."
MIRANDA: "I'm holding it in. I'll have him tomorrow. Just not now, not like this. No. [crying] I'm going home! I'm going home right now! I can't. I can't do this without my husband, I can't do this alone."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
MIRANDA: "Dr. Shepherd? Where exactly is my husband?"
ADDISON: "He’s with my husband."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
MIRANDA: "I could do this at home with a pair of scissors and a bucket of hot water."
GEORGE: "You know, millions of women die every year from delivering their own babies. I did NOT just say that out loud."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
CRISTINA: "Which surgeon are we going to have to suck up to today?"
MIRANDA: "That would be me."
IZZIE: "Dr. Bailey?"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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