Miranda Bailey Quotes
Dr. Bailey: I think you're dirty. That's what I think.
Eli: You want to be dirty with me?
Jonas Salk cured polio. Miranda Bailey is going to cure fistula.
Young people need love too.
April: Dr. Bailey! Ugh! I'm so glad you're here.
Bailey: I'm not here. You don't see me. I just need a nap before I go home, but first, I need some food.
Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.
Bailey: First round is on me.
Callie: Um guys?
Bailey: I could use a win, that's all. Yang. Yang was the one I didn't have to worry about.
Chief: I know. I know.
Bailey: You know the first rule of residency: Eat when you can, sleep when you can, and don't screw with the pancreas.
Bailey: Who's in there?
Jackson: Is it the President? Vice President? Bono?
(to Derek) Great you're in here. Now where can I sulk?
This is one surgery that I am happy to have finish. Tonight I may very well take the night off, go out, maybe have a drink, who knows?
I generally don't make it a habit to hug my patients.