If you are going to wait for the perfect time to have kids - you're never going to have kids.

Bailey: So what happened after jouvey?
Meredith: Dr. Bailey, I don't think Alex -
Bailey: Mind your business.

Richard: If I wasn't happily married - I'd hit her, I'd hit her hard.
Alex: Sir, I think you wanted to say is - I'd hit that.
Bailey: I don't think you wanted to say that - at all.

Bailey: If a man can't deal with a little something on the surgical field - a little nature, a little God - then that man has no business near my surgical field.
Callie: Fine, let freedom ring!

I prep my surgical field with soap and water. I keep my surgical field the way God made it.

Bailey: I'm going to Yoga class.
Ben: There's nothing about that sentence that makes any sense.

Ben: You look nice.
Bailey: Go away!

Arizona: Bailey, where would you go on a first date?
Miranda: Isn't their a dying child somewhere?

She won't let me touch her.

Bailey: I know that you're new here, I know that you probably still have a chip on your shoulder because your parking space at Mercy West was better and I know that you're an anesthesiologist, which means you make buckets of money logging reasonable hours sitting on your behind and flipping through "Architectural Digest" while somebody on the other side of the curtain does the real work and gets sued for it.
Ben: Excuse me. You have no idea-
Bailey: I don't know what they did at Mercy West, but here at Seattle Grace, we expect to be able to trust the gas man, trust him to do his job so that we can do ours. We expect the gas man to stay awake at the switch no matter how long and boring a procedure might be. We expect the gas man to stay focused enough to keep the patient unconscious!

The Chief is gone... he's been gone a long time.

I'm in the middle of a divorce. People call me the Nazi, and it's not because of my ice blue eyes. I spend 12 hours a day carving people up, and I like it. I have a child and I have no room for casual anything. I'm angry all the time. ... You want lunch, or you wanna show me the scan?

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey