Miranda Bailey
Quotes

MRS. O'MALLEY: "I put out some breakfast in case you kids haven't eaten."
ALEX: "Score."
BAILEY: "Karev."
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MIRANDA: [to Cristina] "The Chief may be confused about punishment for you, but I'm not. You're late again, you will find another resident."
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MIRANDA: "We're gonna have to do a partial matherectomy."
MEREDITH: "Do you think we can save Mia's kidneys?"
MIRANDA: "Well if we can control the bleeders, her cardizers are go. This poor baby, It's not gonna be an easy recovery."
MEREDITH: "Well, with parents like that she didn't have it easy to begin with."
MIRANDA: "People do the best they can, Dr. Grey."
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CRISTINA: "I'm scrubbing in on a surgery with Dr. Burke this morning."
MIRANDA: "Of course you are. Karev, Sloan. Grey, Pit. Stevens, shadow Karev. And let me remind you again of the rules of your probation."
ALEX: "I think she knows the rules, Dr. Bailey."
MIRANDA: "No touching patients, no talking to patients, no rolling your eyes at patients, or your superiors."
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GEORGE: "I don't see why I can't at least help with my dad's endoscopy!"
MIRANDA: "What part about no working with family do you not understand?"
GEORGE: "I'm not asking to do the procedure-"
MIRANDA: "Fine. Pick an intern. I'm being kind. You want an intern assigned to your Dad's case? Who do you want? Right now! Pick an intern!"
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MIRANDA: "It's the car's fault, okay?! SUV's have blind spots the size of Jupiter! And yellin' and fightin' and placin' blame is not goin' to help your child!"
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MIRANDA: "Yang, what would you recommend?"
CRISTINA: "Is this even surgical?"
MIRANDA: "Yang!"
CRISTINA: "Track and inventory all the pieces. Measure the progress and x-rays. Keep examining the stool."
MIRANDA: "Very good. Enjoy."
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RICHARD: "Adele always sewed all my buttons."
ADDISON: "Have you called her?"
RICHARD: "Adele? Oh no. I wouldn't want to bother her with something as trivial as a button. I don't suppose either of you would wanna-"
ADDISON: "I'm sorry. I have two uteruses that I have to attend to."
MIRANDA: "I have many skills. Many skills. Surgical skills. Your button ruptures its esophagus, I'm your woman. Otherwise..." [leaves]
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ADDISON: "I just accidently broke the news of my patient's infidelity to her fiancé."
MIRANDA: "Yet no one is questioning your competence as a surgeon."
ADDISON: "No. What?"
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MIRANDA: "You know as well as I do it's not about what you look like, or your job, or how successful you are. It's about having people in your life that you love and who love you... that's all that matters."
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