Season 2, Episode 11: "Owner of a Lonely Heart"
MIRANDA: "These are preemies, people. They were supposed to spend another eight weeks in the womb. Just like interns, they're not ready for the real world."• Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Yang, how about we do this in plain English?"
• Rating: 6.8 / 10 • Permalink
Season 2, Episode 10: "Much Too Much"
DEREK: "So, when did this problem begin?"STEVE: "Well, I had an erection last night and woke up with one this morning."
MIRANDA: "Umm, Dr. Shepherd, if you don't need me, the other Dr. Shepherd needs a consult on one of the quints."
DEREK: "Yeah, no we're fine. So when did you last ejaculate?"
STEVE: "I'm not sure. Meredith?"
CRISTINA: [leaves, tries not to laugh] "Oh, I'm... I'm gonna go with Dr. Bailey."
STEVE: "Meredith, what time did we, uh...you know."
DEREK: [smiles] "Yes, Meredith. What time did you two?"
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
STEVE: "A needle!? In my penis!?!"
MIRANDA: "Well, the next step is penile infarction or gangrene, so if you want it to fall off..."
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: [to Steve] "There'll be lots of labs, lots of needles, lots of painful procedures. Procedures which might make you wish you never had a penis. You sure you don't want to change your story?"
• Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: [to Mer & Cristina] "Hey! Don't make me chase you down. I'm growing a person here!"
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Season 2, Episode 9: "Thanks for the Memories"
MIRANDA: "You are a surgical junkie. Go home!"RICHARD: "Adele is already mad. I'm in trouble no matter what ... and there's a wipple happening in OR2."
MIRANDA: "Go home, right now!"
RICHARD: [walking away] "You know this kind of treatment is the reason they call you the Nazi!"
MIRANDA: [smiles] "Happy Thanksgiving."
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Dr. Kent."
VISITING DOCTOR: "Yes."
MIRANDA: "I'm the surgical resident assisting you today. I know you're subbing in from Mercy West, so if there's anything I can do to help you-"
VISITING DOCTOR: "Look I'm only here for one day and I don't need my ass kissed. All I need is to tell you what to do and you do it. I don't like mistakes."
MIRANDA: "I don't make mistakes."
VISITING DOCTOR: "Whatever, there's only one resident I want in my OR -- this guy they call the Nazi. Do you know him?"
MIRANDA: "The Nazi?"
VISITING DOCTOR: "He gets a great word of mouth, a stellar rep. Balls the size of Texas."
MIRANDA: "That big? Sounds like an impressively talented man, this 'Nazi.'"
VISITING DOCTOR: "Do you know him or not?"
MIRANDA: "Never heard of him but I'll be sure to keep an eye out."
VISITING DOCTOR: "For now you can work on smaller cases. A guy just came in to curtain three. Page me if you get confused."
MIRANDA: "I'll be sure to do that."
• Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Surgeries, Grey! Lots and lots of surgeries. The stupidity of the human race, Grey. Be thankful for that."
• Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Season 2, Episode 8: "Let It Be"
MIRANDA: "I'm pregnant, you blind moron."RICHARD: "You’re what?"
MIRANDA: My heart rate is 110, I’m burning 3,000 calories a day, my legs are swollen, I've got indigestion and gas. Did you know carrying a boy in your uterus means you burn 10 percent more calories than if you had a girl? Guess what I’m carrying. I tried for seven damn years and a month before my fellowship notifications the stick turns blue. Men. From the very beginning they just suck the life right out of you. I’m not leaving. I’m pregnant."
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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