Sex and the City

Miranda Hobbes Quotes

(After Samantha got jealous of Richard's new girlfriends and threw a melon at them)
Miranda: I'm just glad Brady wasn't the biggest baby at the party.
 • Rating: Unrated

Miranda: It's times like this I wish women could go to male prostitutes.
Samantha: Women do.
Carrie: No, only in bad screenplays and first novels.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Miranda: No, he's not sick. He's not hungry, he's not teething, he just wants to scream. I'm doing everything I can but I can't please him. If he was 35 this is when we would break up.
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Charlotte : What kind of diet book are you looking for?
Miranda : I don't know. Something with a title like How to Lose That Baby Fat by Sitting On Your Ass.

Courtney [showing Carrie her book cover] : Let me talk you through it. Blurred background, aah, fast paced city. And you, naked with nothing but your ideas.
Carrie : I get it. But, see, no matter how fast paced the city, I always manage to get my clothes on before I leave the apartment.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

(After Carrie says she'll never go on a blind date again)
Miranda: That's what I said yesterday about eating bread, and I just ordered pancakes.
 • Rating: Unrated

(Charlotte walks into the room in a very revealing dress)
Miranda: Charlotte, are you in there?
Carrie: No, but I think Harlot is.
 • Rating: Unrated

Miranda: I can't go. I'm just...not ready to be separated from the baby.
Carrie: What???
Miranda: I'm kidding! Steve took him two hours ago. I'm free, I'm free!!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Miranda: Brady has to get baptized, and wear a dress.
Carrie: Baby's first drag show.
 • Rating: Unrated

Miranda: No original sin, no renouncing of Satan...
Steve: (To his mother) Its not that she's a fan of Satan, its just that she doesn't want to talk about him.
 • Rating: Unrated

Samantha: (walking on the street together) Ladies, seamen, 12 O'clock!!
Miranda: I pray when I turn around, there are sailors. Because with her, you never know.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

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